Saturday, April 02, 2011

Two-Minute Haters #18
Dan Hall
Illegal Headbutt

Legal Headbutt
Warm Scuzzies #170
Jeffrey Epstein
Why are we fighting a war in a land where innocent people
are beheaded because some fool in the United States
burned a copy of the Koran?
Look at Haley Barbour and try not to think 'Meat Puppet'.
See, it can't be done.
Gravitationally speaking, the Earth is not round;
rather, it's shaped more like a Quaylean potatoe.

Friday, April 01, 2011

The Iranian women had picked the fruit of the Saffron Crocus
bulb as fast as they could, but, alas, not fast enough to have
money left over to buy an iPad 2.
"Callista, would you mind holding the camera, so that I
can put my left arm around Barbara Walters, my other
favorite pseudo-liberal?"
Speaker Boehner Double Bogeys on the Final Hole of the
National Debt Reduction Tournament
"David Gherkin, come out, come out, wherever you are!"
"You better be glad I'm such a wimp, Paul
Allen, or I'd kick your hiney!"
Allegories for Our Time #19
Bird Deciding What to Do Next as Commander-
in-Chief of a Cape Buffalo
[h/t:  Betsy]
Wise Owl Knows It's Not Just All Fools' Day:
It's All Fools' Century!
"Call me a 'Cooper's Hawk' all you want to, but it won't make
any difference.  I've never met anyone named Cooper in
my entire life.  And even if I had, he would now be called
'Hawk's Cooper'."
Apparently, Libyans aren't too happy
about the price of gas, either.
Holy Smoke
Warm Scuzzies #169
Bob Parsons
Look for the David Gherkin (aka Mr. Pickles) doll in the
'Soft Toys' department.
Cubik's Rube Vs. Rubik's Cube

Rugby Star Blames Axe Murders on Defective Helmet
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #289
Alan Hale
Stephen Fincher (R-TN) and his family have been teabagging
Uncle Sam to the tune of $3 million in farm subsidies since
 1995.  It is said this is par for the course for the Tea Party
GOPer and gospel singer from Frog Jump, Tennessee. 

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Montana State Representative Alan Hale Charged with
Legislating While Wearing a Clip-On Kentucky Colonel Tie
From this picture, can you tell if John Boehner is coming out
of the woodwork, or going back into the wooodwork?
And then the day came when all that was left of the Tea Party
was Rand Paul, Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, Mike 
Pence, and less than 200 dregs.

Ron Carey, Former Chief of Staff to Michele
Bachmann, Explaining Why He Will Not Back 
Her for President:  “I agree with Michele
99% of the time on policy issues.  But just
like Dorothy, I’ve been to Oz and I’ve
looked behind the curtain.”
"Where does the attack on Libya stop? Do we go into
Africa next? I don't want to sound callous or cold, but
 this could go on indefinitely around the world."
Sean Duffy (R-WI) only makes $174,000 a year and is
struggling to make ends meet.  Would someone please
volunteer to hold a bake sale to help this former reality
TV star, district attorney, and father of six get over
this rough spot in the road?
World's Worst Yoobs #93
Lori Ziganto
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #288
Thad Viers
Substantially fewer people are viewing/listening to his
speeches these days.  Couple this fact with his 42% job
approval rating---the lowest since he took office--and you
realize that President Obama is headed up Doo-Doo Creek
without sufficient means of propulsion.
According to a new CNN/Opinion Research
poll, only 32% of the American people view
teabaggers favorably.  If they were all dolled
up like this one, the percentage would, no
doubt, be even lower.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #127
Somebody needs to teach President Obama not to put his
feet on the furniture. 
Justice Roberts was amused when he learned that Justice
Scalia had been fined $70 for rear-ending Justice Thomas.
"President Barack Obama has signed a secret order authorizing
covert U.S. government support for rebel forces seeking to oust
Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, government officials told
Reuters." How can it be a 'secret order' and how can U. S.
government support for rebel forces be 'covert' when
government officials are telling Reuters and Reuters is
telling the whole world?  One might think this is an
encrypted message which, when decrypted, says: "Osama
 bin Laden is dead and the U. S. government is accepting
 applications for his replacement."
Why do we never see videos of cops beating up banksters?
O what would we do without the Science of Bracketology!
'Creationist Theme Park' Group Prez Accused
of 'Ungodly' Beard
Making $174,000 a year as a member
 of the U. S. House of Representatives,
Sean Duffy (R-WI) insists that he's
'not living high off the hog'.  You
know what that means:  1) he's
not Jewish and 2) he's a fan
of Hormel.
Oxymorons for Our Time #93
Secular Atheist Radical Islamists
US Sending Robots to Fukushima

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

"What are we doing in Libya?  Is it a war, is it an intervention,
or is it a squirmish?"
World's Worst Yobs #217
Scott Adams
Louis Vuitton Accused of Conspiring to Make
Nadia Plesner World-Famous
The Politico Illustrated #13
"Haley Barbour Courts Mike Huckabee"
Warm Scuzzies #168
Michelle Rhee