Saturday, February 06, 2021

If Louie walks around the metal detector again, the
fine is $10,000.  Five thousand here, ten thousand
there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.

Warm Scuzzies #1,008
Kevin Sorbo

Q is anonymous no more.  He has been
hidden in plain sight in 24 of the 26
James Bond movies.

Who knew Brad Parscale was also a 

Judge Denies Georgia Lawyer McCall Calhoun Release from 
Jail in Capitol Hill Insurrection Case, Says He's Been 
'Seduced by a Dangerous and Violent Ideology'

Bananarama Venus 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #862
Tito Ortiz

Bride of Caturday

Move over, MAGA Hat!  Here's how to show solidarity 
with the MyPillow Guy!

Even when he's double-masked, Marco Rubio is still 
capable of spreading the moronavirus.

What Trumpniks Are Sipping While Lashing Out
at Fox News for Cancelling Lou Dobbs

Octogenarian Alabama Mossback Still Able to
Send Private Signals

Friday, February 05, 2021

Is this what they call 'Cancel Culture'?

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sez:  “I was allowed to believe 
things that weren’t true, and I would ask questions about 
them and talk about them. And that is absolutely what I regret.”

Trump is so frustrated by his Twitter ban he's sending
out his insults by Carrier Pigeon.

Climb Every Mountain

The Princess Bride is one of Ted Cruz's favorite movies.
Here we see him doing his Westley impression.

Marjorie Taylor Greene finally told the truth
when she said, “The party is Donald Trump's. 
It doesn’t belong to anybody else.”

After watching Marjorie Taylor Greene's press conference,
Matt Gaetz said, “That was so good I almost had to smoke 
a cigarette afterwards.”

Remember when Smiley McConnell was FOR
'bipartisan unity' except when he was AGAINST it?

If you want to make Lindsey Graham snarl, call him
'Mr. Unchairman'.

We all remember going on national television to
complain about being silenced, don't we?

Thursday, February 04, 2021

It turns out Marjorie Taylor Greene's worst nightmare 
was her recent past.

Have you been wondering what would
replace the MAGA hat?

"Go, Marjorie, Go!"

Marjorie Taylor Greene Hits the Big Time

Greene-House Gas Tied to
Global Warming

Marjorie Taylor Greene and the World of Dark Shadows

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #133
Morgan Wallen

Star of Ted Cruz's Favorite Movie Describes
the Senator as a 'Rodent of Unusual Size'

Wednesday, February 03, 2021

If This Were Only True

House of Representatives Passes Bill to Fine Members of the
 Coronavirus Liberation Front Who Refuse Metal Detectors 
and Security Screenings

COVID Truthers Claim Global Elites Will Force Them 
to Eat Bugs

Know Your Fakes

Space Lasers are gay.  Who knew?

Citing the stresses and strains of her participation 
in the Capitol Hill Insurrection, a federal judge has 
granted Jenny Cudd's request for a vacation in Mexico.

Tuesday, February 02, 2021

Pond Scum Threatens to Sue Anyone Who
Compares It to Lindsey Graham

The 13 GOPers Who Voted Against 
the Confirmation of Pete Buttigieg as 
Secretary of Transportation

Alexei Navalny Sentenced, Gives Vladimir Putin New 
Nickname, 'Putin the Poisoner'

“LOVE MAGA people!!!!” Ginni Thomas 
posted to Facebook on January 6.

Icicle Retrievers come in handy when your icemaker is 
on the fritz.

When you hear someone say, “gross mismanagement, gross 
waste of government funds and abuse of authority," you 
know they are talking about Ken Cuccinelli.

Some people have found a way to turn the 'Silhouette 
Challenge', a feel-good trend, into depraved gratification.

Researchers Studying Howling Horn Man, 
a New Kind of American Extremist

Warm Scuzzies #1,007
Danielle McCarty

Punxsutawney Phil Doesn't See Trump in the White House, 
Breathes a Sigh of Relief, and Goes Back to Bed for Six Weeks

And then White House staff secretary Derek Lyons 
says to Trumpnik lawyer, Sidney 'Cyclops' Powell,
 "You somehow managed to misspell the word
 'District' three different ways in your suits."

Monday, February 01, 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene's 
Threat Level Is ELEVATED

Marjorie Taylor Greene Monetizes Her
COVID-19 Mask

Greene-Boebert-Cawthorn:  Out with the Old Holy Trinity, 
In with the New Unholy Trinity