Saturday, July 09, 2022

Mama Ghastly

The Day He Realized He Wasn't Even-Handed

You can always tell when Ronny Jackson has 
fallen off the wagon.

Elon Muskmelonhead Dodges Questions About Failed
Twitter Deal, Focuses Instead on Colonizing Mars as 
'Civilization Life Insurance'

The One Thing the Queen and Boris Johnson Have in Common 
Is a Love of Meat Hats

Warm Scuzzies #1,208
Gary Volesky

Warm Scuzzies #1,207
Tyler Ethridge

Lon Chaney Sephora Collection Sampler

It was Caturday, time for another experiment with the 
mouse magnet.

On January 6, was Mark Meadows "either completely 
incompetent at the job or was he having a nervous 
breakdown?”  Mick Mulvaney wants to know.

Trump Sez:  “We got drug use down 18% in the White
 House with an effort headed up our great first lady.  
She worked very hard on that.”

Friday, July 08, 2022

Pull Out, Elon!  Pull Out Before It's
Everlastingly Too Late!

The Great Musk/Twitter War of 2022

Think of  Trump's latest grift as Antiques Roadshow for Suckers.

Understudies for Grant Wood's American Gothic
Wondering When They'll Get Their Very Own

Never get this close to Boris Johnson, unless you want to
be the mother of his eighth child.

On Fido Friday, Dogbert enjoyed cracking the
whip, making Scott Adams regret fathering him.

The 'Pedophile Detector' was obviously a prop.  What
Roy Moore needed was a 'Comedy Detector'.

Sergey Lavrov's Departure from G20 Summit
Accompanied by 'Stomp!' by The Brothers Johnson

Trump mouthpiece Jenna Ellis calls Simone Biles, who
has won four Olympic gold medals, a 'loser'.  Why?  Because
Biles just received the Presidential Medal of Freedom and
she didn't.

Back Door Man

Yes, America, would-be Acting Attorney General Jeffrey
Clark puts his boxer shorts on one leg at a time, just
like everybody else.

Thursday, July 07, 2022

If the Twitter deal falls through, Musk can always
father another child or two.

Out of one side of her mouth, Republican Congresswoman
Beth Van Dyne voted against the bill containing 'important
funding' for DFW Airport.  Out of the other side, she is
'thrilled to receive this important funding'.

With the departure of Trump and Johnson from public
office, that's two clowns down and one (i. e., Putin)
to go.

Rick Santorum Reduced to Panhandling to Pay Off
$1 Million in Decade-Old Presidential Campaign Debt

Robert Eugene Crimo, Jr., father of Robert Eugene
Crimo III, is as unfeeling as his son.

Did we need the January 6 Committee testimony to be 
reminded that an angry Trump frequently threw 
food and plates?

Did you know the subpoena issued to Lindsey Graham 
"would erode the constitutional balance of power and 
the ability of a Member of Congress to do their job”?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,009
Esther Byrd

Do we need to repent and, if so,
how many times?

Megan McArdle Sez:  "I’ve now been surviving troll brigades 
for 20 years — since before social media, even."

BoJo Exits to the Sound of the Benny Hill Theme Song

Calling All Taxidermists

Have Sperm, Will Travel

Boris Johnson Sez:  “The herd instinct is powerful 
and when the herd moves, it moves.”

Remember the Great TP Panic of 2020?

Lawyer for Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Robert Morss
Sounds More Seditious Than His Client

Lucky Ducky Michigander Adds 'Insurrectionist' to
His Résumé

No Mo BoJo!

Wednesday, July 06, 2022

World's Richest Sperm Donor Now the Father of 
Nine Children by Four Wives

Tucker Carlson Sez:  “They're numbed by the endless 
psychotropic drugs that are handed out at every school 
in the country by crackpots posing as counselors."


Tucker Carlson Vs. Reefer Madness

David 'Bad Santa' Riddell Arrested for Wearing Out
His Welcome and Convoying Out of Season

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,008
Jerone Davison

China’s Internet Censorship Regime Could Soon Include
 Mind-Reading Anti-Porn Helmets

“DeSantis has always loved embarrassing and humiliating
 people.  He was the biggest dick we knew.”

World's Worst Yoobs #235
Peggy Nienaber

It's National Fried Chicken Day!

Be Absolutely Furious