Saturday, June 27, 2009
Labels:
Fairy Tales,
Rightists,
Robert Stacy McCain

says Ken Pagano, Pastor of the New Bethel Church in
Louisville, Kentucky, "don't forget to put your semi-
automatic handgun in your holster. In that way,
when you come to church, you will be better able
to stand against the wiles of the Obama Nation."
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Christianity,
Guns,
Ken Pagano,
Kentucky
heart attack while hiking the Appalachian Trail." Using
your Ovaltine Secret Decoder Ring, you learn that the
report can be deciphered as "Governor X has died from
an Oxycontin overdose while screwing his mistress."
Labels:
Mark Sanford,
Michael Jackson,
Rings,
Secrets
Baptist deacon, found sitting naked and holding a beer at
his campsite told police he wasn’t the same naked man
seen walking around earlier. That man, he says, was a
Catholic bishop.
Catholic bishop.
Labels:
Baptists,
Catholic Church,
Georgia,
Mark Musselwhite,
Nudity
Labels:
John Roberts,
Michael Jackson,
Supreme Court
Friday, June 26, 2009
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Mark Sanford,
Movies,
Rush Limbaugh
Thursday, June 25, 2009

passing today at age 50 is an occasion to remember
the words of John Donne:
"No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manner of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee."
Labels:
Death,
John Donne,
Michael Jackson,
Poetry

on its first day in theaters, setting a new box office record.
Critics attribute the movie's success to its all-star cast, including
Mark Sanford, John Ensign, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Mark
Foley, Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, Jim McGreevey,
John McCain, Fred Thompson, Gary Hart, Rudolph Giuliani,
Rush Limbaugh, Larry Craig, David Vitter, and Bob Livingston.
Labels:
Adultery,
Fornication,
Movies,
Prostitution,
Sex

return someday fairly soon, but when He saw
what His erstwhile disciples had devolved into,
He had second thoughts and said, "First of all,
stop capitalizing pronouns whose antecedent
is me! That really gets on my nerves! Second
of all, if I ever decide to return one of these days,
many of you who now so vociferously claim to be
my disciples aren't going to be happy. Instead,
you're going to weep and gnash your teeth when
I say to you, 'I cast ye into outer darkness for
being such Billy Grahams on the outside and
such feculent chamberpots on the inside!'"
Labels:
Billy Graham,
Christianity,
Excrement,
Jesus,
Parousia,
Toilets
Labels:
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos,
Judges,
Robert Bork

Slate, thinks you are heartless for laughing at Mark
Sanford. So, stop it right this minute! If you need
someone to laugh at, laugh at him. He's pretty funny.
Labels:
John Dickerson,
Laughter,
Mark Sanford,
Slate
Labels:
Children's Games,
Cindy Hampton,
Doctors,
John Ensign
Labels:
John Ensign,
Mark Sanford,
Radio Shows
Labels:
Hal Turner,
NeoNazis,
Paranoia,
Rightists
Labels:
Jim VandeHei,
The Politico,
World's Worst Yobs
Wednesday, June 24, 2009

any hope of being nominated for President on the
Republican ticket had to first commit adultery and
then confess with bloody tears in order to prove he
was "a very sincere, humble, and impressive person."
Labels:
Adultery,
Fornication,
Hope,
National Review,
Republican Party,
Rightists
Labels:
Adultery,
Euphemisms,
Mark Sanford,
Sex
Labels:
Adultery,
Argentina,
Mark Sanford,
South Carolina
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Labels:
American Empire,
Iran,
Narcissism,
United States
Labels:
Barack Obama,
Cowboys,
Hats,
Iran
Labels:
Appalachian Trail,
Mark Sanford,
South Carolina
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