When lexicographers added the word, 'vicious', to our

English-language dictionaries, they doubtless had

Andrew Breitbart in mind.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #309

Chris Harris

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener!

That is what I truly wish to be!

'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener!

Then everyone would be in love with me!"

"Can you believe your eyes, dear? It's the GOP

Frontrunner of the Week!"

Did you hear that Lady Baba's Red Meat Tea Party

Dress has been added to the Rock and Roll Hall of

Fame?

Remember when Michelle Malkin could smile and

chew gum at the same time?  That was during what

her admirers now refer to as her 'Multitasking

Period'. 

No matter how much soap and water he used, he couldn't

wash away what was left behind after he took a dip in a

'fountain filled with blood drawn from Emmanuel’s veins'.

U.S. Considers Charging Syria with War Crimes;

Pot Calls Kettle Black

Joe and Hadassah Lieberman say they're

ready to join Glenn Beck in 'Restoring

Courage' to cowardly Israelis on

August 24, 2011. 

"I learn something new every day.  Last week, for instance,

 I learned that this gesture is called 'UFIA', which means,

'Unsolicited Finger in the Anus'.  Unless you're a member

of the GOP, you really can't imagine how useful it is."

Jay Carney, President Obama's Press Secretary, Hospitalized

After Suffering Inquinal Hernia from Laughing Too Hard at

Speaker Boehner's Best Weiner Joke

Welfare Queen

Welfare King

Warm Scuzzies #192

Scott Beason

Were the authorities to start profiling men

with red hair and pale skin, Josh Treviño

would change his first name to José and

start speaking with a Tex-Mex accent.

"Po-ta-toe?  Hmmm."

World's Worst Yobs #222

James 'Bo Snerdley' Golden

Don't you just hate spoilers?

Q:  "How can you tell the difference between Callista

Gingrich and a wax dummy at Madame Tussauds?"

A:  "You can't."

"I'm the one who's unemployed.  You're just a 

wealthy douchebag!"

San Francisco Moves Toward

 Banning Sale of Goldfish

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #308

Marcus Bachmann

Warm Scuzzies #191

Right Turn USA

Bin Laden Deputy Zawahiri Takes Over as Al-Qaida Leader

"Eat you heart out, Anthony Weiner!"

Greedheads Galore #10

William Stamps Farish III

"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob."

She had begun to suspect that the

size of the human head had not

kept pace with the evolution

of the comb.

What?  The United States was fighting wars in only 

Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya, and Yemen?  That's

only five wars at one time!  He had his heart set on SIX

before finally being wrinkled to death.  Was President

Peace Prize going to let him down?

"Anthony Weiner is a freak, Anthony Weiner is a freak!"

Texas Governor's Secret Strategy for Bagging GOP

Presidential Nomination Exposed

Now at Pottery Barn!

The Official John Edwards

Mugshot Coffee Mug!

Don't Vacillate, Don't Oscillate:  Voscillate!

Sign of the Times #14

"I am thankful for laughter," God said, "except when

milk comes out of my nose."

World's Worst Yobs #221

Ladd Ehlinger, Jr.

Running for city dogcatcher?  If so, you might consider buying

an endorsement from one of these well-known talkers.

If Fred Thompson Had Been an Aggie Blowhard

with Big Hair

Flag Desecration #45

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #307

David Barton

Asked when he planned to organize a new

Hamiltonian-National Greatness Party, David

Brooks said he really only had time, over the

 next 16 months, to piss and moan from his

perch at the New York Times.

Never misoverestimate Herman Cain.

"Other than posing as an online lesbian, sir,

what do you do for a living?"

“Debates are competitions," says Alex Castellanos, 

"they are alpha dog battles.”  He should know.

"Remember me, Sarah?  I'm one of the better avenging

angels of your nature."

Grumpy Extra Unhappy That Snow White Will Be a

No-Show When the Seven Dwarves Debate Tonight

in New Hampshire

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #306

Bill Warren

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #115

Dana Loesch and Jim Hoft

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #100

Uncoverage

David Mamet says "I'm  f—ing f—ed crazy about

Sarah Palin!"  He would, wouldn't he?

Beaky Buzzard Sez:  "People say my

 neck reminds them of

Ann Coulter."