Saturday, May 21, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,176
Skeet Jones

Hard-Line Archbishop Bans Pro-Choice Pelosi from Communion

Have you seen Trump's new Clenched Fist Hoist?

Jon Voight Lets His Inner 83-Year-Old-Midnight-Cowboy
Do the Talking

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #995
Edward Durr

Senator Cassidy Momentarily Forgets African-Americans
Constitutes One-Third of Louisiana's Population

It's All About the Genitals

Saint Sebastian Gorka

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #994
Jacky Eubanks

"Who's that?"
"It's Rick Scott distancing himself from his tax hike plan."

Claudius Ptolemy Sez:  "Your cosmology is
 not worth a fig, Newton!"

Christopher Key will tell you there are never enough guns.

Please do not confuse Cataholic with Catholic.  Thank you.

Florida's Most Invasive Species

Rachel Campos-Duffy was saying, “The story of Hunter
 Biden is so corrupt, it’s so grotesque, it’s so disgusting," 
when, suddenly, her head exploded.  She had 
suffered a fear and loathing overload.

Elon Musk, Chaos Monkey

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #161
Hardy Carroll Lloyd

 When you look at Matt Gaetz, what is the first thing that 
comes to mind?  It's certainly not 'hard-working American'.

"Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers. 
There will be blood."

Weird Caturday

Friday, May 20, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,175
Salvatore J. Cordileone

Ginni Thomas Diversifies

Sorry, buddy, but, like Nancy Pelosi, you have been 
banned from receiving Holy Communion.

Warm Scuzzies 1,174
Larry Ellison

Like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Orin Scrivello has
presidential ambitions.

Elongate Scandal

Horticulture Today

Grizzly Joe looks better on acid.

Jehovah's Waitress

Ben Shapiro On Suicide Watch After Learning AOC
Is Engaged to Riley Roberts

Just Another One of Those Damn Coincidences

Great Replacement Theory (Explained)

Sigal Chattah, Jim Marchant, and Michele Fiore
are recent recruits in the Kamikaze Highlanders.

Doug Mastriano Sez:  “Domestically, life was bleak 
with a rampant drug culture, hedonism and a plethora 
of ‘alternate’ religions dominating the American youth.  
We were a people without vision or direction."

Whenever he wants to show the crowd what a
strongman he is, Doug Mastriano makes fisties.

Thursday, May 19, 2022

Madison Cawthorn Sez:   "It’s time for the rise of the new right, 
it’s time for Dark MAGA to truly take command."

Madison Cawthorn's Goodbye Selfie


Dinesh D'Souza hopes at least 2000 fools will pay to
watch his movie.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #993
Catherine Glenn Foster

Doctor Doctor, Gimme the News

Yellow Brick Road for Old-Timers

Dr. Oz Sez:  "I want to thank Sean Hannity. Sean is 
like a brother to me.  He understands how to make 
difference and he's been doing that this entire 
campaign, much of it behind the scenes, 
giving me advice in late night conversations."

Payton Gendron "had been radicalized to believe
 that white people’s survival depended on eliminating
 people of color, whom he called 'replacers'.  He planned 
to try to shoot victims twice in the head to minimize 
their pain."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #160
Larry Edward Foxworth

Couch Potato Reacts to Elise Stefanik's Proposal to 
Unimpeach Trump

Dubya Sez:  “The result is an absence of checks and balances
 in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly
 unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq.  I mean, of Ukraine.”

Heil Orban, y'all!

If what Jenna Ellis says were true, what woman would 
want to live in a Judeo-Christian nation?

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Is Trump paranoid?  Google it.