Saturday, November 02, 2019

Coming Soon to a Threatre Near You #198
Cutlery Salesman!
In an unguarded moment at the Trump rally in Dallas, 
Robert Jeffress revealed his inner despondency.
Rats!  Foiled Again!
Future Bricklayers of America Lay It On Thick 
at White House Halloween Party
"Power Of Water, Power Of Light, Powers Unite!  
It's Morphin' Time!"
Return with Us Now to Those Thrilling Days
 of Yesteryear
"In the dull and commonplace occurrences of day-to-day 
living, one thing stands out as a completely unique 
experience: Cult 45 Malt Liquor."
The Three Spooges: Gohmert, Jordan, and Gaetz

Friday, November 01, 2019

Godzilla and Mothra Reminisce on the Way to Work
The last person to get this close to Don Young
eventually succumbed to the Laughing Disease.
"It's OK to take your Halloween costume off now, Stephanie."
"What Halloween costume?"
Why is Charles Kupperman not smiling?
"I wanted to be closer to Marco Rubio," Trump says.
Ben Carson Announces Trump Administration's
New 'We Dismember Ugly Houses' Campaign
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #197
The Strangler

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Somebody must have put candy corn in Trump's 
trick-or-treat bag.
On Halloween, it's fun to play Where's Rudy?.
Louie Gohmert is such a show-off.
New Photomicrographic Evidence Adduced for the
 Punctuated Equilibrium Theory of the Evolution of 
Devin's Lullaby
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #196
King of the World's Big Adventure
Like Halloween But Much Scarier

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Starrs and Barrs
Famous Last Words
Trump Awards Medal of Honor to Rin Tin Tin
Batman, Zorro, and Gumby Walk Into the Mos Eisley Cantina
Trump Demonstrating His Bilateral Fapping Technique
Trump Aides Don't Just Drink the Trump-Aid
Biden Inadvertently Avoids
Food Poisoning
"Cease Goring My Ox!" Exclaimed the
Prince of Ox-Gorers

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Lock Him Up? Critics Say Frank Luntz Should
 Be ‘Held Accountable’ For Being Frank Luntz
Adventures in Aestheticism #222
Warm Scuzzies #897
Ted Yoho
Maybe the name should be changed to Farcebook.
Q:  Is Trump aggravated, angered, enraged, exasperated, 
hacked, inflamed, infuriated, irritated, maddened, provoked, 
and riled?
A:  Yes.  Next question.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #782
Alex Mooney

Monday, October 28, 2019

Is it a coincidence that African-Americans and
Hispanic-Americans together constitute 59% of the
 population of the city Trump viciously trashes?
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #195
Trump and the Dead End Kids 
at the Big Game
Good Riddance to Austere Religious Scholar!
Trump Does Stand-Up
Uno Pro Oleum,
Oleum Pro Uno
“'It feels like a horror movie', said one veteran Republican 
senator, who spoke on the condition of anonymity."
Flag Desecration #117
Dank Memes #10
I Can Haz Cthulhu
Adventures in Aestheticism #221

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Thomas Edison Shows How to Defend Trump
Godzilla Berates Tokyo Residents for 
Dying Like Cowards
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to Miss First Halloween
in 48 Years
Luckily for Pat Cipollone and Mick Mulvaney, the
Thought Police had the day off.
Russian Handler Rains on Trump's Parade