Saturday, March 02, 2019

Hearing that Trump's speech at CPAC
lasted two hours, Fidel Castro reminds
us that on September 20, 1960, he
addressed a plenary session of the
U.N. General Assembly for 
four hours and 49 minutes.
Quoth the Raven
Leper Kicked Off Bubonic Island
So Nuts Ya Wanna Schlapp Yo Mama
In order to swallow all of Trump's lies, it helps
to have a big mouth, like Matt Schlapp's.
Warm Scuzzies #857
Scott Rudin
Adventures in Aestheticism #149
Adventures in Aestheticism #148

Friday, March 01, 2019

WARNING!  Pal around with Trump for ten years and
you will end up looking like this.
Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun
Not to Be Confused with Pinheads or Coneheads
Mark Meadows has been promising to send Obama home
 to Kenya since 2012.
Calamari's friends call him 'Squidward'.
As Montaigne observed, "Ignorance is the softest pillow on 
which a man can rest his head."
Nancy Pelosi Decides to Stick with
Cherry Garcia, Her Favorite
Tubby the Tuba Goes to Washington

Thursday, February 28, 2019

North Korea Contradicts Trump on Role Grumpy Played in 
Collapse of Hanoi Summit
Oh, no . . . not again!
Even as a child Trump loved walls.
Playground for Retired Swingers
Berder King!
Gym Jordan Set to Grapple with Crusher Cohen
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #758
Bill Zedler
Arnold Rothstein Sez: "Money talks.  
The more money, the louder it talks."
Paul Gosar Puts a Fine Point on His Theory of
What He Calls 'Photosynthesis'
Horus never quite adjusted to being a stay-at-home dad.
Trump Attempts to Hitch a Ride After Collapse of
Hanoi Summit
Trump Sez:  "Sometimes you have to walk, 
and this was just one of those times."
[Cue the Nobel Peace Prize.]
Rick Santorum says things like this on cable television
 so we don't have to.

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Thousands Celebrate Rescue of Fat Rat
The Unexpurgated Bible #167
Then said Jesus unto his disciples, "If any man will come 
after me, let him deny himself, and put on his MAGA hat, 
and follow me."
It's hard to scare kids these days, 
but Matt Gaetz knows how to do it.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

When Money Talks and Sounds Like 
It's Been Sucking on a Helium-Filled
They call this Chihuahuan Fastback 'Four on the Floor'.
As George Bernard Shaw might have said, 
"Never shake hands with a pig.  You get 
dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
Ordinance Violation
And Away Go Troubles Down the Drain!
Warm Scuzzies #856
John Lasseter
It takes talent to be branded a liar on the
front page of USA Today.  But Jacob
Wohl's got talent.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the White House of Pain
Pat Robertson's new book is based on
88 years of first-hand experience.
Adventures in Aestheticism #147

Monday, February 25, 2019

Peeface Joins Pruneface and Littleface in the
Dick Tracy Gallery of Villains
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #757
Cal Bahr
Trump Sees the World Through Three-Eared Sphincter
Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Ass Talking
Adventures in Aestheticism #146
Which Shade Is Right for You?
Virtual Wisconsin

Sunday, February 24, 2019

The Immaculate Re-Conception of Mary Matalin