Saturday, May 08, 2010

The Twit Declension

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #159
Kenneth Del Vecchio
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #45
Publius' Forum
Nobody could have predicted that Mark Penn's
prediction about the outcome of the recent
election in Great Britain would be so wrong.

Friday, May 07, 2010

What a Would-Be Terrorist Should Look Like

What a Would-Be Terrorist Actually Looks Like
Massive Windspill Threatens California Desert with Rainbow
"Oh, I'm a travelin' man
Yes, I'm a travelin' man."
Magical Depressionism #10
You knew times were tough when the Grim Reaper
began moonlighting at Tea Party rallies.
Phallic Dome Deployed in Last Ditch Attempt to Bring
Tiger Woods' Unruly Erotic Impulse Under Control
Bo Dietl Admits That Pink Ties and
Flag Pins Make Him Appear Even
More Unsavory
Guns Don't Kill People
"If I understand you aright, you say that after you solved
your one millionth Sudoku puzzle, you morphed into a
Sufi holy man. But that still doesn't explain the funny
hat, does it?"
Camels aren't just Ships of the Desert anymore.
"I understand there's an Evolutionary Theory for why we
have blue feet. That's all well and good. But, do you have
any idea why an Intelligent Design Theory is still lacking?"
It was another volatile day on Walls of Jericho Street.
"John Dickerson says I'm 'beyond the pale'.
Where'd he get that crazy idea?"
In Afghanistan, the City of the Dead is difficult to
distinguish from the City of the Living.
"Honey, your crock-sucking cat is at it again!"
"Call me Kitty-Kitty one more time, and
I'll scratch your eyes out!"
Area Woman Suffers from Information Underload
Skinny Old Maggot Calls J. D. Hayworth a
"Fat Undisciplined Maggot"
UK Elections End in First 'Well-Hung Parliament' Since 1974
End of the World Attributed to 'Glitch' in God Market

Thursday, May 06, 2010

"Yes, there are now four Teapublican Parties. First,
there's the Green Teapublican Party, a figment of
Tom Friedman's imagination. Next, there's the
Black Teapublican Party, a figment of Michael
Steele's imagination. Then, there's the Oolong
Teapublican Party, a figment of the Iron Goddess
of Mercy's imagination. And, finally, there's the
White Teapublican Party, which is made up of
99 and 44/100ths percent pure White Rodents,
like me."
'Everybody Draw Mohammed Day' Called Off Due to a
Lack of Rightist Mooks Who Can Draw a Straight
Line to Save Themselves
"Lady Gaga, you say? Sorry, never heard of her!"
The Unexpurgated Bible #37
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary, Joe Lieberman,
walketh about, seeking Constitutional rights to devour."
Pakistani Taliban Disavow Times Square Bomb Suspect Faisal
Shahzad, Say He Belongs in Farcebook, Not Facebook
Sights for Sore Eyes #4
Jean-Paul Carp
No matter how many times he shouted, "Shahzad!"
he still didn't turn into Captain Marvel.
First, the Bad News: Governor Brewer doesn't know
what illegal immigrants look like.

Second, the Good News: they don't look like her.
Heavy Drinker, or
Heavy-Drink Drinker, or
Heavy Heavy-Drink Drinker?
To appreciate Jan Brewer's face, it helps if
you think in terms of geological time.
Pinkish Milk Washing Ashore on Island Off the
Louisiana Coast Is Strawberry, Not Chocolate
How to Convince Your Brain to Stop Over-Eating
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #112

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

The Israeli soldiers disagreed with the Palestinian on
virtually every issue, including smoking, but they told
him they would defend to their dying breaths his right
to keep and bear tobacco.
Leather Jurist Practices Judicial Restraint
Suds Summit Now in Its Eleventh Month
"I said, 'Do you know that you have a banana
in your ear?'"
Man Comes Out of the Closet After
Mistaking It for a Comfort Station
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #158
William Gheen
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #44
Winds of Change

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Christian Leader George Rekers Caught with Male
Escort Says He Needed Help with His Teabaggage
"So Jon Kyl and John McCain are in a rowboat in the
middle of the Mohave Desert, and it springs a leak
and sinks without a trace."
Oxymorons for Our Time #33
Latino Republican