Saturday, July 04, 2015

These are the teabaggers who can read and write.  
You should see the ones who can't.
Happy 'America! Fuck Yeah!' Day
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #633
Matt Barber

Friday, July 03, 2015

When ISIS leaderTariq bin Tahar-Al-Awni-al-Harzi
was vaporized by an American drone, his eardrums
were the last to go.
Recently, Mike Huckabee said, "We are moving rapidly
 toward the criminalization of Christianity.”  Whether
this is true is debatable.  What IS true is that we are
moving even more rapidly toward the Christianizing
of criminality.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #632
Cecil Bell
Indicted Presidential Candidate Says
GOP Lost Some 'Moral Legitimacy' 
by Not Appealing to Black Voters

Thursday, July 02, 2015

John Mackey and Walter Robb, co-CEOs of Whole 
Foods, have claimed in the past that both weigh
exactly 300 lbs.  But a recent investigation has
shown that this is not true: Robb actually only 
weighs 275 lbs.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #113
Monster from the Republican Id
Bobby Jindal Singing 'I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow'
Little Big Men
Rufus T. Firefly Sez: "Gentlemen, Trump here may talk like 
an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he 
really is an idiot."

Wednesday, July 01, 2015


Jesus Preaching Before the Gospels Were Written

Jesus Preaching After
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #66
Jeff Amyx
"Sit down and shut up, you pencil-neck geek!  Say 'Mary
Pat has Michele Bachmann eyes' one more time and I will 
Rub. You. Out!"
Jim Carrey Doing His Impression of Charlton Heston as
Moses Telling Pharaoh, "Let My People Go Unvaccinated!"
Who among us would accept a $840 million IOU from
this man?
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #161
"Things are looking up, men!  Cliven Bundy is 
lecturing and Rand Paul is taking notes!"

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

"Intelligent design?  Bah, humbug!"
Ted Cruz's New Book
The Pugilist
One of the things the GOP presidential candidates
have in common is mouths that roar.  Can you
match the candidate with his roaring mouth?

Monday, June 29, 2015

Imagine a drama queen who has never landed a lead role
 in a major play.  That's Kevin Williamson.
"Donald Trump, you're fired!"
Ilsa:  "But the GOP lost on gay marriage and Obamacare."
Rick:  "They'll always have Benghazi."
Modernity Tightens the Screws on
Bobby Jindal
"I just got a text from Marcus saying he's divorcing me.
Something must be wrong with my phone."
County Clerks in Texas have been advised by Attorney
 General Ken Paxton they can break the law for 
religious reasons.  He has experience in breaking the 
law but for financial, not religious, reasons.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton says county clerks 
can follow their religious beliefs and not issue marriage 
licenses to gay couples.  What if the county clerk's religious 
beliefs also preclude issuing marriage licenses to couples
 when either or both are divorced, to couples when either
 or both are transgendered, to interracial couples, to 
interfaith couples, or to couples when either or both are 
Satanists, Wiccans, atheists, or any other cult, sect, 
denomination, or religion the clerk opposes? 
What then?

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Obama puts up rainbow lights, Huckabee puts up a
nativity scene.
King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.  
Now that's Biblical marriage!
Having been married three times, Donald Trump
 says he believes in traditional serial polygamy.
Back When the Confederate Flag Was a Major Source 
of Renewable Energy
Even Mike Huckabee's cat was dumbfounded
by judicial tyranny.