Saturday, May 14, 2022

When Ted Cruz, Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, and Dan Patrick
sit side by side, you know the State of Texas is about to be
skull fucked.

Warm Scuzzies #1,171
Julie and Todd Chrisley

'Melania Trump Says She Had More Important Things to Do 
As First Lady Than Pose For Vogue Cover Like Jill Biden Did'

Two Meatheads Doing Their Putin Patsy Shtick

Apparently, when someone told her to 'put a cork in it',
Laura's aim was bad.

"Abandon Ship!" Justice Thomas bellowed.

The Snappy-Dressed Chimp

The Diamond and Silk Minstrel Show Must Go On

He had lived for the day when he told Trump,
"You can kiss my foot!"

No one else will hug Russian oligarch Alisher Usmanov,
so he has to hug himself.

World's Worst Yobs #446
Cord Byrd

The only thing worse than 'tremendously bad' is
'badly tremendous'.

Friday, May 13, 2022

Nick Fuentes Sez:  "If we're really being honest, never 
having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman, really 
makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating 
women is gay."

The Bear Whisperer

Warm Scuzzies #1,170
Kash Patel

Rick Scott, a centimillionaire and the richest man in
the Senate, wants to raise taxes on the disabled, 
on retirees, and on people whose income is so
low they don't pay taxes.  What a turkey, what
a vulture, what a Turkey Vulture!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #991
Kathy Barnette

Rand 'The Red' Paul Single-Handedly Stalls Passage 
on $40 Billion Ukraine Aid Package

Fido Friday the 13th

Thursday, May 12, 2022

In less than a week, Tucker Carlson will celebrate
(or perhaps grieve) his 53rd birthday.  It's probably
just a coincidence that he's been fretting a lot
lately about the 'masculinity crisis'.

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The Spitting Boebert is one of the rudest
members of the Viperidae family.

Gill Man Impersonator Accused of Quid Pro Quo

Is Vice Signaling better or worse than 
Virtue Signaling?

You have to admit this saucy koala has nice legs.

The Four Knitwits Believed to Be More Popular
Than the Three Stooges

Biden Declares Trump 'The Great MAGA King'

Let's go ahead and put the human race out of its
misery, shall we?

Describe as "a lumpy doughnut of radio emission framing 
an empty space as dark and silent as death itself," Sagittarius
 A*, the black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, has 
already dispatched 4,000,000 suns. One is made to wonder 
what it's like to be such a Behemoth of Nothingness.

Ruja Ignatova, the Bulgarian Crypto-Queen, is picking up
where the Nigerian Email Scammer left off.

Lake Tahoe Cleanup Coincides with Closing of
Trump International Hotel in DC

World's Richest Man a fibber?  Fancy that!

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

The Napoleonic Trinity

Ross Douthat Sez:  "America’s richest man tries to halt 
the liberal retreat from dynamism."

President Biden Has a Better Idea

Warm Scuzzies #1,170
Liberty County (Georgia) Sheriff's Office

Will Susan Collins call the cops a second time?

Skinny Jeans Are Totally Over, Vendors Say,
But Saying 'Totally' Is Not

Tucker Carlson Sees Woman Giving Him the Finger, 
Says, "Wow!  Let's Turn That Off"

Not even being the world's richest man makes you 
immune to ass-kissing.

Joseph R. McCarthy Approves This Message

Where's Sammy?

If Covid-19 didn't kill you in 2021, maybe a firearm did.

Karma Becoming More Instant These Days

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #990
Danny McCormick

"John Bolton knows I could have stopped
Putin anytime I wanted to."

Joe Scarborough Sez:  "These poor, feckless, weak, 
cowardly guys, like Lindsey Graham, go down and 
shine Donald Trump's shoes. It's just -- it's unbelievable."

“It was almost too stupid for words,” they said. 
“I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

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