Saturday, February 16, 2019

Trump Field Tests the New Motel 6
Omelette Bar
Trump Arrives in West Palm Beach to
Deal with National Golf Emergency
"Canst thou draw out Leviathan with an hook?"
Jaw Jaw Binks
Trump Clarifies His Relationship with Ann Coulter
Lazy Overpaid Person in the Pro-Trump Media
Bonfire of the Hannity
Aversion Therapy for Dogs

Friday, February 15, 2019

"Gruesome, isn't it?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #756
Lynn Hutchings
Grim Fairy Tales #8
Was it the wolf in 'Little Red Riding Hood' or the
wolf in 'The Three Little Pigs'?
"We can't go home. Not anymore."
Whatcha Gonna Do?
Put It in the Dumpster!
Starring in Whoops, I'm an Idiot!
Roland Bourgeois, Jr. isn't as dark as a brown
paper bag, but he isn't as light as a white
paper bag, either.  Regardless, he's finally
going to prison.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

How long does an Emergency Trumpectomy take?
The Potrzebie Prize #31
Jim Jordan Commended for Wrestling with His
Trumpnik Conscience and Losing
Adventures in Aestheticism #139
Men say image of a nude Trump dancing in
 their heads is a real sex buzz killer. 

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Lost Skeleton of El Salvador Shows Up for
Elliott Abrams's Appearance Before the House
Foreign Affairs Committee
Will Long be taking his Zombie Andrew Jackson
portrait with him back to North Carolina?
To a Trumpnik, listening to Trump lie is more pleasurable 
than snorting a line of coke or smoking crystal meth.
Cadre of Mimes Hired to
Show Trump's Wall Already

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Things to Avoid #38
Alum Mouthwash
Trump Sez:  “I can’t say I’m happy.  I can’t say I’m thrilled.”
BBC Cameraman Attacked
in El Paso by the Trumpnik
Trio of Nasty, Brutish, and
Belief in an Omnipotent God puts all other conspiracy theories
 in the shade.
Trump, the Pussy-Grabber, Explains Why He Doesn't
Own a Dog
The Germans Have a Word for It

Monday, February 11, 2019

Things to Avoid #37
Key Existentialist Thinker Writes Play
About Pete Hegseth
Dozens of Trump Supporters Form Human Wall at
 Southern Border; Immigration Crisis Ended in One
Swell Foop
World's Worst Yoobs #203
Jonna Spilbor
Trump Sez:  “I’ve known Roger Stone for a long time, 
and he’s actually a quality guy.  He loves the game, he
 has fun with it, and he’s good at it.”
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #147
Rubén Díaz Sr.
Will Beto pop Trump's balloon in El Paso?
In the case of Eric Porterfield, it is a literal example of
the blind leading the blind.
Adventures in Aestheticism #138
Warm Scuzzies #854
Dan Adamini
The Erick Erickson Memorial Hashtag
Rides Again!
In showbiz, Joy Villa is what's called a 'theatrical property'.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Matthew Whitaker, Opposable Thumb