Saturday, November 09, 2013

Is Sarah Palin, as Michael Eric Dyson claims, 'the Jar Jar Binks
of the GOP'?
Warm Scuzzies #434
Dave Wilson
That Mullah Fazlullah is one handsome dude.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #529
Wayne Wilks

Friday, November 08, 2013

Dick Metcalf, Guns & Ammo Editor, Excommunicated from
 the Church of .357 Magnum Adventists
Blonde Joke Apologizes for Not Being Funny

Thursday, November 07, 2013

Ted Cruz and the Shutdowners Refuse to Play on the 
Same Texas Stage as Barry O & the Usurpers
Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "Chris Christie's egomania will hurt
him, but my egomania won't."
Serial Plagiarizer Leaves Moonies,
Joins Loonies
"I'm a WINO, not a RINO!"
Of all the excuses offered for The Cooch's defeat in
Virginia---he was underfunded, he was wounded by
Ted Cruz's government shutdown, he was a victim
of the gender gap---no one mentions that he is a
reverse-threaded bull goose loony that a plurality
of sane Virginia voters couldn't abide.

Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #433
Chief Brandon Gigante
Coochie Man Loses His Hoochie
Would all you anti-plagiarism bullies
 please leave Rand Paul the hell alone?
Only five Colorado counties voted to secede.
Maybe they'll now merge with Kansas.
Election Night Verdict

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Toronto Mayor Apologizes for Shopping for Neckties
After Smoking Crack
Toronto residents were relieved to learn
today that Rob Ford, their mayor, had
smoked crack while in a drunken stupor,
not while cold sober.

Bangladesh to Execute 152 at the Same Time, 
Throws Down the Gauntlet to Texas
Flag Desecration #70
Chris Christie of the South

Chris Christie of the North
Bill de Blasio Campaigns for Mayor of 
New York City on NeoBeatles Platform
Rogers County, Oklahoma Bigfoot Hunt Ends
 with 1 Man Shot, 3 People Arrested, and 
Sasquatches Captured

Monday, November 04, 2013

"God, I'm a loser!"
"I know that, you dummy!  I'm omniscient!"
Greedheads Galore #33
Stephen A. Cohen
Rob Ford to Stay as Toronto Mayor, Will Cut Alcohol 
Consumption to Only Three Moosehead, Two Molson,
 and One Labatt Per Diem
Running for lieutenant-governor of Virginia on the 
Republican ticket, Bishop E. W. Jackson is claiming 
Barack Obama  will “force schools to start teaching 
all children homosexuality.”  Sounds unlikely, since 
courses in homosexuality are as hard, if not harder, 
than courses in solid geometry, and the flunkout 
rate is typically 90% or higher.
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #143
Illinois Review
"Hey, buddy, where are you headed?"
"To a duel with Rand Paul.  I'm a
former English teacher and I hate

Sunday, November 03, 2013

Baylor University student body president Wesley Hodges
does not approve of homosexual behavior, but he does
approve of Baptist behavior.
"Like coal mining, plagiarism is a dirty business, 
but somebody has to do it."
"If I were willing to surrender my seat as a Kentucky 
Senator, I would challenge Rachel Maddow to a duel
for all the asparagus she has cast on my character!"
Southern Lady's New Book Expected
to Sell Poorly in Old Confederacy
Southern Belle Disses Republican Base in Yankee Newspaper
Hemp had changed her whole perspective on life.
I Am Curious (Yellow)