Saturday, October 21, 2006

North Korean Right-Hander Shows His Stuff
to Major League Baseball Scouts
If you decide to buy groceries in Hebron, keep
in mind shoplifting is taken very seriously.
The Kashmiris had prayed for rain. Now they
were praying for it to stop.
Yuri Van Gelder would have placed higher in the rings
competition had he remembered to use them.
Followers of John Ashcroft Cover the
Spirit of Detroit's Breasts
Palestinians Training Mexicans in Wall Climbing

Friday, October 20, 2006

Donald Rumsfeld Directing the Pentagon
Boys Choir in 'Jesus Loves the Little Children'
French Police Responding to Big Mac Attack
South Korean Protests Rice Imports from the U. S.
Nation Shocked to Learn President Bush's
Legs Too Short to Reach the Ground

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Whatever you're drinking right now,
Boris Yeltsin wants two of them.
Model Arrested for Smuggling a Kilo of Hashish
in Her Hairdo
Cat Blogger Decides to Cut Out the Middleman
"Yikes! It's the October Surprise! I wish you could see it,
because it's indescribable!"