Saturday, September 07, 2019

Aging Mouseketeer Still Holding His Banner

Friday, September 06, 2019

Moscow Mitch McStalin
Critics Say Movie Would Work Better as 
You Are There Episode with Walter Cronkite
Quantum Mechanic
Trumpnik Sez:  "I only believe things Trump says and
 attend his rallies so he can personally tell me the news."
Being civilized lions, they poached the poachers first, then 
served them on English muffins with Hollandaise sauce.
Robert Mugabe's Only Regret
Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir Schools Pence in Reykjavik

Thursday, September 05, 2019

Alabama GOP Clings to Idea Hole Faced Big Threat
 from Trump
Projectile Verping Epidemic Strikes 
 Rising Gorge, England
But Wait, There's More!
Alabama Trumpniks Said to Be Fond
of Contortionists
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #190
Scissorhands vs. Sharpiefingers:  
The Battle of the Century
Short-Fingered Vulgarian No More!
With a degree in meteorology from Trump University,
you too can be a TV weatherman.

Wednesday, September 04, 2019

Relief Factor will make Sebastian Gorka go away
in just 21 days for only $19.95.  Call now!
Like Steve King, the GOP mascot drank out
 of a toilet at a migrant detention facility “to
 prove that criticisms of the conditions in those 
facilities are unfounded."
If the Centurion Had Been Jesus
Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture
Trumpnik Orange Glo Self-Serve Tanning Machine
Know Your Varneys
Remember those scary movies when Larry Talbot 
morphed into the Wolf Man and Dr. Jekyll morphed
 into Mr. Hyde?

Tuesday, September 03, 2019

'Boris Johnson Suffers Massive Blow in
 Brexit Fight'
Trump's Base of Support Appears to Be Broader Than Ever
Breathes there a man with soul so dead?  Yes, that would
be Mike Pence.
Of pornography, Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart
 famously wrote, "I know it when I see it." Of Category
 5 hurricanes, Trump sees them for the first time over 
and over and over again.
Smiley Face Gets a 2019 Makeover
This looks like a job for Pink Floyd.

Monday, September 02, 2019

Why are there so many Dysteleological Surds, like Matt Schaefer,
in the world?
Frackingstein's Monster
Warm Scuzzies #888
Ralph Abraham

Sunday, September 01, 2019

Fearguth's Hall of Wacos #779
Matt Schaefer
Trump Administration Facing Nationwide Shortage
of Thoughts and Prayers
"If it will make you feel any better, Donald, 
size is relative," Obama said.
"I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, 
modestly and discreetly," the holy man said.