Saturday, June 18, 2022

In Tennessee, there are no city ordinances against 
White Power Vagrancy.

What's up with Jacob Wohl these days?

Little Known Alternative Fact #12
Critical Race Theory has been undermining Western
Civilization since the invention of Pong in 1972.

Flag Desecration #133

Texas GOPers Go Full Berserker

The lesson of Mike Pence seems to be that you're a hero
 if you don't break the law.  Shouldn't 'not breaking the
 law' be the bare minimum for an American citizen?

Don't Let Caturday Sneak Up on You.  Plan Ahead!

If Barry Loudermilk didn't realize his Insurrection Tour
 guests on January 5, 2021 were casing the joint, he 
had his head up his ass and his ass under his arm.

John Cornyn Booed at Texas GOP Convention

Lauren Boebert mistakenly claimed at a Christian
 conference that Jesus Christ didn’t have enough AR-15 
assault rifles to “keep his government from killing him.”

Trump Would Consider Pardoning Capitol Rioters

Trump Calls Pence a ‘Human Conveyor Belt’

Supreme Court Justices Could Make It Easier to Carry 
Pocket-Size Thermonuclear Devices in Six States

Rick Wilson Sez:  "The next January 6 hearing
is going to trigger Trump like nothing else."

Women for Trump is like Body Snatchers for Frankenstein.

If Lauren Boebert ever worked for an escort service, as
some allege, one wonders if the guns were extra.

Trump Boasts He Drew a Bigger Crowd on July 4, 2020 
at the National Mall Than Jesus Did for the Sermon on 
the Mount

Friday, June 17, 2022

Oath Keeper and Seditionist Stewart Rhodes says his life's 
work will not be done until the entire Constitution is tattooed
 on his body.

Please Do Not Cannonize Mike Pence

Some blame all those preservatives 
in Big Macs.

Trumpnik Mark Mazza Pleads Guilty to Carrying a Gun
and Assaulting an Officer During the Capitol Hill

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #162
Robert McManus

Trump Makes a Fisty at the Frowny Face Coalition
Conference in Nashville

Always remember:  WTF (What the Fuck) is FTW (For the Win) 
spelled backwards.

CNN's Jeffrey Toobin Gushes Over 'Courage' of Mike Pence 
During Jan. 6 Riot: 'That Was Like a Harrison Ford Movie!'

The Downside of Jumbo Muffins

Ron DeSantis Accused of Being 'Dumber
Than a Sack of Matt Gaetzes'

Local Man Says He Is Often Confused with 
'Far-Right Influencers'

Trying to hide from the Master Control Program
is futile.

"Here's Johnny Appleseed!"

Sean Hannity Blasts 'Leftist Lawlessness' and Other 
Sinister Alliterations

Fido Friday's Final Frontier

Thursday, June 16, 2022

It's not true that Republican Governor Greg
Gianforte has been vacationing in Tuscany, Italy with
Ted Cruz while Montana has been inundated by a
500-Year Flood.

Warm Scuzzies #1,200
Howard Oral Hughes and Donald Eugene Corsi

Know Your Insurrectionists

Fool's Gold

Next on the Ron DeSantis Show!
Dragster Queens!

When Vice President Pence was asked to delay certification 
of the 2020 election results after the Capitol attack, he had 
a simple reply:  "That’s rubber room stuff."

The Navarro Perplex

"Walmart is the latest retailer to join Kroger, Kohl’s, Bed Bath 
& Beyond, Sam’s Club, Wayfair JC Penney, and Costco." Time
to cue up Little Anthony and the Imperials singing, 'Tears on 
My Pillow'.

Lindsey Graham Sez:  "Entitlement reform is a must 
for us to not become Greece."

Duke of Haggard Surprise Guest at Andrew Giuliani Fundraiser

Vince McMahon Paid Millions in Hush Money to Staffers

Yikes!  Ron DeSantis's net worth is only $319,000.  That's 
typical for retrograde West Virginia, but for the Sunshine 
State, where the average net worth is $619,275, it's 

Ken Paxton Sez:  “I believe God always has a plan.  Life is 
short, no matter what it is.  And certainly, we're not going 
to make sense of, you know, a young child being shot and 
killed way before their life expectancy."  In other words, 
it was part of God's plan for a teenager with an AR-15 to
 murder 19 elementary-school children and two teachers
 on May 24, 2022 in Uvalde, Texas. 

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Ann Coulter Rails Against Dinesh D'Souza's Stupid Movie, 
2000 Moles

At 68, Greta Van Susteren is shaking up Newsmax and
the future of TV news.

CNN Chief Wants to Stop Use of ‘the Big Lie’, 
Says 'Trump's Humongous Fib' Is OK

Warm Scuzzies #1,199
Hunter Seefried

Holy Roller Ronna!