Saturday, March 09, 2019

When Wacky Nut Jobs start calling each other
'Wacky Nut Jobs', you begin to suspect that
Peak Idiocracy may be just around the corner.
The woman on Trump's right is Li Yang.
Robert Kraft, the New England Patriots owner,
was busted for sex trafficking at one of her 'spas'.
Scared Stupid

Friday, March 08, 2019

Jesus Reportedly Autographing Bibles in
Tornado-Ravaged Alabama
Warm Scuzzies #859
T. S. Ellis
Adventures in Aestheticism #154
Trump Loses Shine

Thursday, March 07, 2019

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #759
Sharon Wehrly
God-Emperor Trump doesn't wear a long red 
necktie, but his red loincloth is presumably
as long as it is for a reason.
Fox News Rebrands as TNN (Trump News Network)

Wednesday, March 06, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #153
"Sen. Mike Rounds (R-SD) said Wednesday that President 
Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels hush money because 
'this President loves his family'.”
Like so many other Trumpniks, Michael Caputo has lied
with such abandon in the past he doesn't dare testify
under oath before the House Judiciary Committee.
Record $621 Billion Trade Deficit Blamed on
Too Much Winning
Adventures in Aestheticism #152

Tuesday, March 05, 2019

Maybe ex-Sheriff Clarke can land a job
with One America News, which, unlike
Fox News, "has balls" and hasn't "crawled
into bed with CNN."
Star of Witch Hunt Hired to
Lead 'Fishing Expedition'
Warm Scuzzies #858
Anne-Marie Schubert
Does this mean we would have to Eat Mor Chikin?
Sebastian Gorka Receives Honorary Doctorate from
Hamburger University
Another Trump Lawyer Hits It Out of the Park
Adventures in Aestheticism #151

Monday, March 04, 2019

His Five Minutes Were Up
Know Your Quacks
Musical Popular with Hard Shell Baptists
Pussy-Grabber, Flag-Grabber: What's the Diff?
Adventures in Aestheticism #150
"Whine louder, Sebastian, we're losing your signal!"
Just when you think the world has seen the last of 
Larry Klayman, he re-appears as Jerome Corsi's
attorney and a morsel in the Kraken's mouth.

Sunday, March 03, 2019

Jim Jordan's Relationship with Donald Trump 
Thought to Be Very Close
Trump Places Third in Long-Winded Sweepstakes
Bangladeshi Rush Hour Prayer Jam
Like Donald Trump, his former client, Michael Cohen is
a short-fingered vulgarian.
World's Worst Yobs #405
Pete Hegseth
In addition to not washing his hands,
Pete Hegseth is toxically masculine.
Trump Finds the Perfect Comforter
Trump Goes Full Jesus