Saturday, March 24, 2012

Rick Santorum 'Standing His Ground'
"I'm telling you, half of it is my moustache.  If a cop looks at 
me standing on the corner, the cop will say, 'Well, I'll be 
damned, it's Harry Reems!'"
In the beginning there was hatred.  And hatred begat 
prejudice, the father of stereotyping, the father of 
racial profiling.  And racial profiling begat 
George Zimmerman.
Equal-Opportunity Offender Says People Need to Stop 
Throwing ‘Conniption Fits’ over Things They Find Offensive
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #139
Rick Moran and Kathleen McKinley
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #376
Matthew Hill
You may have heard that Pastor Harold Camping has decided
 to stop making Chicken Little predictions about the End of 
the World.  Now, if Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney would
 only follow his example!
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #2
Glenn Reynolds

Friday, March 23, 2012

World's Worst Yobs #246
Michael Walsh
Remember the line, "You know you're having a bad day when 
you see a 60 Minutes News Team truck in your driveway"?  
Well, now it's a NYPD truck in your driveway, even though 
you live in New Orleans.
Geraldo Rivera Sez:  "When I wear a hoodie, I always wear 
yellow pants so that I won't be mistaken for a gangsta."
“Listen, in my dictionary and in everyone’s 
dictionary from the 1970s, the word 'queer' did
 mean strange and unusual. There was no slur to 
it. Do you challenge that?"  No, Joe the Plumber, 
we don't challenge that.  What we challenge is 
the decade you apparently think you're living in.
Captain America Sez:  "Don't like my hoodie, Geraldo?  
Come get some!"
GOP presidential candidates spend the first day saying 
something and the second day explaining what they 
meant to say the first day.
Mothers, it's OK to let your sons wear 
hoodies, but please don't let them grow 
up to be Geraldos.
North Dakota Mayor Doug Ellison Seeks
Permission to Stage Mock Hangings to
Entertain Bloodthirsty Tourists
Warm Scuzzies #275
Tara Servatius
"Criticize Israel and I'll call you an 'Anti-Semite'.  It's as
simple as that."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #1
Kirk Cameron

Thursday, March 22, 2012

"Only one more yellow dot and I'll be as Centrist as 
David Brooks."
Arizona Legislature Pondering New Law That Requires
 Liberals to Watch Video of R. Crumb's Head Exploding
Before Their Own Heads Are Allowed to Explode
Who really gives a shit about our Congress in Washington,
D. C., these days---our so-called 'Representatives' and 
'Senators'?  As we know, they're all PWNED by special
interest lobbyists.  But, we've got something very 
effective we can use to speak truth to power.  It's 
called Social Media, like Facebook,  Twitter, and 
Blogger.  Is this all we need to bring back 
'Direct Democracy', what once existed in Athens, 
2500 years ago?  No, but it's a step in the
right direction.
Time Tourist #3
Santorum Administration Obscenity Screener Warns Against 
the Long-Term Effects of Watching Pornography 
The only plank in Spencer Bachus' platform was 'I'm Not
Dead Yet', but he still beat Scott Beason, his Tea Party 
opponent in the Alabama Republican primary, by more 
than 30 points. 
Sign of  the Times #21
Governor Perry's African-American Tourism Initiative Fails
"Yes, I'm a snake.  But, did you notice?
No grass!"
S. J. Perelman Sez:  "I did not 'die' in 1979; 
I just got 'totaled'."
"Granted, I'm Silly Putty.  But, give me a break:
I coulda been Napalm."
"In my opinion, there are only two kinds of moose that 
matter:  those that have been eaten by the Palins  and 
those that haven't."  
"Yes, I'm the Moon and I'm made out of green cheese.
But, what I want to know is this:  how can one drop of
Mexican blood make you a Mexican, or one drop of
Negro blood make you a Negro, or one drop of Jewish
blood make you a Jew, but one drop of White blood 
isn't enough to make you a Real American?"
"Doctor, I keep having this dream in which Callista
Gingrich is wielding a gigantic axe and looking me 
straight in the eye."
"Not to worry.  You're just having what Freud 
called a 'Castration Anxiety' dream."
"But, why me, doctor?"
"Apparently, she thinks you're Newt."
"In my right hand, I hold a microphone, and, in my left, an
Etch a Sketch.  As I've been saying for months now,
I'm the only True Ambidextrous Conservative running
for the Republican presidential nomination this year."
"Who needs a TelePrompter?  All I need is an Etch a Sketch."
"Frothy the No-Man?  Bwahahaha!  Now I get it!"
Gingrich Productions Announces New Book,
Etch a Sketch for Romneybot 2.0 Dummies
On Senator DeMint's Office Door
Terri Proud is a Republican who wants to shame and 
punish Arizona women by forcing them to view the
 termination of a pregnancy before they can exercise
their right to have an abortion.  Avoid her.
Warm Scuzzies #274
Sean Payton
Rude Shoes
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #8
Dan McLaughlin
"Let the Hunger Games begin!"
"When I need psychological advice, 
I always turn to Dr. Helen."
Chicago Cop Sees Green, Throttles Reveller
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #375
Gary Stein
Astronomers Discover Rectangular 'Emerald Isle Galaxy', 
Thought to Be the Ancestral Home of the Irish 
“We need someone who is going to pull up government by
 the roots and throw it out."  That's Rick Santorum talking
in March, 2012.  Sounds just like Leon Trotsky speaking
to his Bolshevik comrades in October, 1917, doesn't it?

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

"Hmmm, not working.  The network must be down."
"I've never said freedom makes you happy."
"Joe McCarthy was right, you know:  there ARE hundreds, 
maybe thousands, of Hezbollah operatives in the United 
States today.  They are the 'A' team of international 
terrorism---far more sophisticated than al-Qaeda.  Quite
honestly, I'm scared shitless!" 
Mitt Romney's Etch a Sketch for the 99%

Mitt Romney's Etch a Sketch for the 1%