Saturday, April 26, 2014

"When I was younger, I scoffed at talk of the Cretaceous 
Extinction Event.  Well, look at me now!"
Dinesh D'Souza + Megyn Kelly + Cliven Bundy =
Three Peas in Search of a Pod
Breaking News Mashups #8
'Majority of Americans Doubt the Big Bang, 
Believe Short Sex Is Pretty Normal'
Los Angeles Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Tells Girlfriend
 Not to Bring People with Abs of Steel to His Games
Pretty Slim Pickens

Slim-to-None Pickens
How can Steve Stockman be facing an 'ethics
probe' when he doesn't have any ethics to
Warm Scuzzies #461
Albuquerque Police Depatment
"Congressman Grimm, some are saying when you are
indicted, you should change your name to Grimmer, and
if you're convicted, to Grimmest.  Would you care to 
comment on that?"
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #150

Friday, April 25, 2014

Wayne LaPierre Calls for Repeal of Godwin's Law
Warm Scuzzies #460
Pat Fitzgerald
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #565
Bill Seitz
Before Russia Banned Swearing in Movies


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Ku Klux Klan Forms Neighborhood Watch 
in Bunkerville
"Cliven Bundy?  Sean Hannity?
Sorry, never heard of them!"
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #96
Invasion of the Booty Sniffers
World's Worst Yobs #302
Ken Vogel
Cliven Bundy, the Mahatma Gandhi and Rosa Parks of the 
Mojave Desert, Sez:  “I want to tell you one more thing 
know about the Negro. ... They abort their young children, 
they put their young men in jail, because they never learned
 how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they 
better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family 
life and doing things, or are they better off under 
government subsidy?”
Old Men with Guns #19
Byron David Smith

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #564
Lisa Benson
Officer Friendly Sez:  "One of these days ... POW!!! Right 
in the kisser!"

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Fred Phelps has been dead for over a month now, but
like the cowboys in the B-Westerns of old, his hat still 
hasn't fallen off.

The Fox Effect (Side View)

The Fox Effect (Aerial View)
According to the Wikipedia, "Conation is a term that stems 
from the Latin conatus, meaning any natural tendency, 
impulse, striving, or directed effort." This bluebonnet, 
squeezing through a crack in a concrete driveway, 
exemplifies the concept perfectly.
Some say God designed the Human Heart.

Others say God also designed the Valentine's Day Heart.
It's finally happened. The nightly news has been replaced
 with Edward R. Murrow's long-lost cat home movies.
"If I'm elected Senator from Georgia, William Temple, the 
guy standing behind me in the tricorne, promises to use his 
time machine to take you back to the Battle of Bunker Hill 
so that the Tree of Liberty can be watered with the blood 
of you patriots!"
Cliven Bundy Sez:  "Sean Hannity is my hero and 
he supported me and this movement and I appreciate 
and love him for it.  I support him 100 percent." 
[Cliven and Sean were recently inducted into the
Mutual Admiration Society Hall of Fame.]
Biden Blasts Devil: Stop 'Hiding Behind 
Former CBS News reporter Sharyl Attkisson engaged in 
some on-air speculation on Sunday, suggesting that 
bildungblog may have specifically targeted her for free.
"I wrote a book, I wrote a book, Donald. It's called The End
 of the Age and it deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth.  
It could happen next week.  So, if you don't hurry up and 
find Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, it may be too late."

Monday, April 21, 2014

Garden Gnome Says Jesus Told Him Asteroid Could 
Destroy Earth Next Week
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #563
Gabe Zolna
"Unlike President Obama, I don't have a 
'manhood problem' in the Middle East,
 but I do sing soprano at the New York 
"Do you have any idea how much responsibility 
I assumed when I was elected Big Toe?"

Sunday, April 20, 2014

The Politico Illustrated #35
'Rick Perry's extreme makeover'
"Maybe I'm a hipster," he reflected subculturally.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #36
Earl Bullard
Euphemistic Atheist Sues After NJ Rejects Her License Plate
The Very Last Time Peter Cottontail Came
Hoppin' Down the Bunny Trail