Tomorrow, Fearguth will arrive at the

Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park

for the purpose of enjoying the Aura 

Music & Arts Festival. He will be in-

communicado, Internet-wise, until 

Monday, February 17.

Uh-oh!  Somebody better leggo their Eggos!

Now that he evidently intends to escape from New York, 

Sean Hannity might be interested in buying Al Capone's

recently restored Miami mansion.  It's now on sale for 

only $8.45 million.

'850,000-Year-Old Footprints of Man and Dinosaurs 

Found on English Beach'

How would you like to buy Sean Hannity's house on 

Long Island?  It's for sale, and for $3.6 million, it's 

yours.  The snow is extra.

Maybe if this satirical news site was called The Daily 

California Raisin, not as many people would be fooled 

by it.

"You may be wondering why I called this meeting."

Every Comedian's Nightmare:  The Tough Crowd

107,000 Pounds of 'Diseased, Unsound' Meat Recalled; 

"I Remember the 113th Congress Well," Observer Says

Senator Pat Roberts Sez:  "If you know Kansas the way

I know Kansas, you wouldn't live there, either."