Saturday, July 20, 2013

Rude Rhymes #64

Deep Seven

Mark Levin
The Politico Illustrated #32
'Fireworks between Ken Cuccinelli, Terry McAuliffe'
Only Racists Think Racism Is Over in the U.S.
Adam Savader's Chances for the Republican
Presidential Nomination in 2016 Now Looking
Better than Marco Rubios's

Friday, July 19, 2013

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #20
Todd Starnes
In a piece for The Daily Beast with the title, "Paul 
Krugman's Nasty and Inane Attack on 'Libertarian
Populism'," Nick Gillespie describes Professor 
Krugman as a dime-a-dozen self-blinkered public 
intellectual shut-in who stinks.  One supposes that
the professor will think twice before he dares annoy
the Black Leather Boy from Reason again.
World's Worst Yoobs #134
Rachel Campos-Duffy
Little Known Fact #41
Erick Erickson watches Bored Housewives of Virginia
on his laptop.
What's Hot in the New Generation
 of Feminine Sex Toys? The Zoidberg!
Space Ghost

Race Ghost
Speaker Boehner has been caving so much lately people
have started calling him 'The Spelunker'.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Steve Ballmer, the Louie Gohmert of Microsoft
Flag Desecration #67

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The new NSA data center in Bluffdale, Utah will require 
1.7 million gallons of water daily to operate.  That's why 
it's being built in the Great Basin Desert, where Mormons
are more plentiful than water.   
"Oh, son of a bi-bi-, son of a bi-bi-, son of a bi-bi-bi- ... gun! 
Ha-ha-ha! You thought I was gonna say 's-s-son of a 
bitch', didn't ya?!"
Have you been looking for a way to reduce the time you 
may have to spend in Purgatory?  Well, there's a way.  
All you have to do is follow Pope Francis on Twitter.
"But that would be worse than Purgatory!" you rejoin.
Yes, some situations are just Lose-Lose, and there's
not a damn thing you can do about it.
Remember, Floridians:  before you start yelling, "The sky 
is falling, the sky is falling!" it could just be a QF-4 Drone
that's crashing in your backyard.
Have you heard the latest?  Mitch Daniels, President 
of Purdue University, has a new book coming out: 
 Zinn and the Art of Book Burning.
Whiteworld #14
In terms of female genitalia, Richard Cohen is
 what the Squidbillies call a 'Wooly Booger'.
If you're in the mood to commit
an urban crime, don't forget
to wear your uniform, the 
It's only $44.99, and if you
order today, the shipping
is free!
State Senator Aaron Osmond (R-UT) wants to abolish
compulsory education.  He cites as evidence how
compulsory education treated him:  it turned him 
into a Republican Mormon politician living iUtah.
Liz Cheney Casting a Spell on Mike Enzi
Old Men with Guns #10
John Spooner
Michele Bachmann's Close Encounter of 
the Vibrator Kind Narrowly Averted;
Christian Group Intercepts 'Female
Pleasure Machine' at the 11th Hour
After Senator Warren unsexed two male CNBC anchors
live and on camera, Jim Cramer said, "Balls?  Who
needs 'em?!"
Warm Scuzzies #411
Jonnie Williams
Vitamin B37
One a Day Helps
Keep Justice Away
General Disarray, Chairman of the Joint 
Chiefs of Staff, believes in 'the importance 
of trust'.  Is this why he favors supplying
 more military hardware to Iraq, Lebanon,
 and Jordan?

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Why did Richard Cohen tell us, "I am a racist"?
  We already knew that.
Correction:  Make That 'America's Flaccid Penis'
Michele Bachmann and Javier Sanchez, Her Legislative
Assistant and Petty Cash Thief, En Route to Spank
President Obama for Waving His Magic Wand

Monday, July 15, 2013

Study Shows Baseball Games Contain 
about 18 Minutes of Baseball, 33 Minutes
 of Scratching, and 45 Minutes of Spitting
Wax Dummy of Former President
Bush Not Taking Sides on Senate
Dispute over 'Nucular Option'
"It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know."
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #140
The Conservative Treehouse
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #507
Roberto Calderoli

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Spitzerweiner:  a Cross Between a Spitz and a Dachshund,
Popular in New York
Paleoanthropologists now believe that Neanderthals,
with two exceptions, became extinct 40,000 years ago,
having been crowded out by the Cro-Magnons.  Those
two exceptions were the prehistoric ancestors of Dan 
Foster, news editor of National Review Online.
American Schutzstaffel #28
Following in the footsteps of Bernhard Goetz, George 
Zimmerman has announced plans to run for Mayor of 
Mosquito Grove, Florida on the Transfusion Party ticket.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #144