Saturday, November 28, 2009

"I hadn't noticed it until you pointed it out,
but it's definitely a mote."
"Help, I'm being marginalized!"
Pat Buchanan wants to form a White Panther Party,

but Bay, his sister, wants to form a White Cougar Party.
"Does anybody remember whether this is a real
battle or a reality TV battle?"
"I didn't know there was a difference, Lieutenant!"
How His Followers See Glenn Beck

How Glenn Beck Sees His Followers
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #76
Although you probably won't be aware of it at
the time, the most important things which
happen to you today will happen inside
your body, not outside.

Friday, November 27, 2009

"Excuse me, sir, but do you know if 'Dubai' and
'dubious' are etymologically related?"
Cardinal Desmond Connell Relocated
to Mental Reservation
Malik Nidal Hasan's Favorite Place to Shop
on Black Friday
Crusader Rabbit Slips Past White House Security,
Crashes Swanky DC Carrot Festival
Three Million Tea Party Pilgrims Cast Stones
at Wall Representing Demonic Obamacare
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #75
You could tell Black Friday was going to
be a long day.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #25
Right Wing Swag
Some people don't give a rat's ass. Some do.
Tired of traditional Thanksgiving fare? If so, how
does a trio of Twinkie & Cheez Whiz Dogs sound?
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #74
From Family Fearguth to All of You!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

If, as Rick Warren says, everyone should have a
purpose-driven life, William Donohue's purpose
must be to drive away as many Americans as
possible from the Catholic Church.
When he learned that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
was going to set foot on American soil, John
Bolton began to sing:
"Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
let me hide myself in thee;
let the water and the blood,
from thy wounded side which flowed,
be of sin the double cure;
save from wrath and make me pure."
"Do you know what Fearguth had in mind, Kay, when he
captioned this picture, 'Do Not Induce Vomiting'?"
"I once witnessed an experienced big man slap a
professional female colleague across the face
because she was ugly, and no one thought
anything of it, especially me, since I was much
uglier than she was and, besides, I was married
to James Carville."
RedState Blogger Compares Health Care Reform to
Japanese Attack on Pearl Harbor, Challenges His
Confrères to Create an Even More Preposterous Analogy
Washington Post Shutters Last U.S. Bureaus,
Says It Can Still Effectively Cover U. S. News,
Coast-to-Coast, by Staring at Executive Editor
Marcus Brauchli's Brown Asterisk
Sarah Palin's Naughty Monkey
Double-Dare Pumps = $1,200

Michael Jackson's Moonwalk Glove = $350,000

Shroud of Turin = Priceless
"Why is it always a white turkey that
gets pardoned?" Sasha wondered.
I Remember Dubya #32
Each year, Dubya was more than willing to pardon a
Thanksgiving turkey, but only on one condition.
"'Experts Say Dead Sea May Soon Shrink to Dead Pond'.
Hmmm, I wonder if there'll still be enough room in it
for me to float and read the Jerusalem Times."
David Broder Challenges Harry Reid to
Three-Nap, No-Snore-Limit Debate
"I have no earthly idea how my semen
got into Senator Landrieu's hair."

GOP Purity Test
One-Drop Rule -- One Drop of Negro Blood
Makes You an African-American
Three-Drop Rule -- Three Drops of Socialist
Blood Make You a Democrat
Seven-Drop Rule -- Seven Drops of GOP Blood
Make You a Republican
Ten-Drop Rule -- Ten Drops of Pure D Blood
Make You a Real American
"Quite honestly, hairy palms are the
least of my worries."
"Pardon me, sir, but would you mind
explaining the difference between
'finishing the job in Afghanistan' and
'winning the war in Afghanistan'?"
Oxymorons for Our Time #14
Innocent Americans
If you're planning to weave a Bacon
Comforter for your Thanksgiving
bird, don't wait until the last

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

"Oh, it's you! For a minute there, I
thought it was Adam Lambert!"
I Remember Dubya #31
Looking back, Sarah Palin makes Dubya seem
like a National Merit Scholar.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #111
David Gaubatz
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #35
Lloyd Grove and Richard Cohen
"I'm sitting on top of the world,
Just rolling along
Just rolling along
I'm quitting the blues of the world,
Just singing a song
Just singing a song."
She says she's not coming out until Sarah leaves town.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #73

Monday, November 23, 2009

"Get lost, Bob! There's room for only ONE
mummy in this goddam pyramid!"
"Yeehaw! Silence is golden!"
He had been warned that he should never play
Freeze-Out with Sarah Palin. But he was a fool
and wouldn't listen.