Saturday, September 08, 2007

"Speaker Madigan, did you know most people can't pronounce
'Milorad Blagojevich', and that's why they call the Governor
of Illinois 'John Smith'?"
When you reach treeline on the Mount of Venus,
don't be alarmed if you find yourself breathing
harder. That's a perfectly normal reaction.
Electron Microskirt

Meanwhile, the Islamofascists continued their surreptitious
invasion of Michelle Malkin's neighborhood.
World's Worst Jobs #53
Bangladeshi Stone Crusher
Elmer Fudd Says Wascal Wabbit Plotting Fwesh Attacks on
the United States Aimed at Sowing Death and Destwuction
A new report from the GAO confirms what has long been suspected,
namely, that Michael Gordon of The New York Times pulls his ideas
out of the Pentagon's ass.
Osama bin Laden Announces Six-Figure Endorsement Contract
with Just for Men Brush-In Color Gel for Mustache,
Beard & Sideburns

Friday, September 07, 2007

Glenn Reynolds got lost in thought in 2002. Five years later,
the search and rescue operation to find him has ended.
Now the grim task of recovery begins.
The time for talk was past. It was time for
George and Vladimir to go mano y mano.
New, Improved Jesus Can Walk on Water Vapor
Fred Thompson Gets Caught Emoting in Iowa
All along the runway the men were captivated by the
latest in over-and-underwear.

Palestinian Theologians Debating the Koran
Contrary to popular belief, the world's most famous wall is
made of lead, not china.
World's Worst Yobs #21
Michael Reagan

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Night of the Living Dead
Al-Qaida Sends Cryptic Message to Coincide
with Sixth Anniversary of 9/11
"We're Aborigines, President Bush. You may have met some
of our relatives who live up over in Crawford, Texas."
Devil Says a Woman Made Him Do It
"Your place in history, Mr. President, is right here,
between 'Adios' and 'Pinche Gringo'."
Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire
Glenn Murphy, former president of the Young Republican
National Federation, is happy to report his 'unexpected
business opportunity' has really paid off. It seems there
is a great, unmet demand for sex acts performed on
sleeping men.
Woman Having a Semi-Automatic Orgasm
"World War II's over, Hiroshi. You can come out now."
"Missed me, nyah, nyah, nyah!"

Friendly Fire

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

World's Worst Yobs #20
Lou Dobbs

Vladimir Putin to Play Daniel Craig As James Bond
in Remake of From Russia, with Love
Raging Bull

Raging Bush
George and Condi join John and Janette aboard
the Good Ship Lollipop.
Lair of the 'Bomb Iran Crazy'
Olympic Mascot Goes Bad
Serena Williams Celebrating

Serena Williams Not Celebrating

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Richard Nixon Reconsiders Resignation,
Threatens Return From Grave
Carpe Mañana
He ran it up his flagpole to see who would salute it.
It was pretty obvious the President had been doing a
lot of business with Ayad Allawi, the Iraqi rug merchant.
"Don't take this personally, Monsieur Bush,
but you're one crazy fils de pute!"
Snark Blasting Off From Camp TBogg

President of Zimbabwe Threatens to Sever Ties
with the Milky Way Galaxy
"When the Chinese hacked into your computer, Secretary Gates,
did they shanghai any of your downloads from Danni's Hard Drive?"
Bush Dog Democrat

After President Bush called him "a man of steel,"
Prime Minister Howard admitted that he was,
indeed, Superman.
Biker-in-Chief Gets Ready to Rumble

Monday, September 03, 2007

Philadelphia Investors Give Bonds a Thumbs Down

Chancellor Merkel is hopeful drinking green tea
will help remedy her problem with nail biting.
Flag Desecration #5