Saturday, October 08, 2016

"Smoke signal says,

'H E L P

GOP .. .. .. .. S T U C K .. .. .. .. O N .. ... .. ..  C L I F F

P L E A S E .. .. .. S E N D .. .. .. H E L P'."
No More Tic Tacs for You, Donald!
Trump's Road to the White House
World's Worst Yobs #368
Bill Mitchell
Weakened Hurricane Trump Makes Landfall in US, 
Leaves GOP Mascot Underwater
Gary Johnson has another Aleppo Moment.
Trump/Pence Campaign Adopts New Theme Song
Some Question Trump's Sincerity in Hostage Video
"Don't confuse me with Trump.  I'm a Grouper, not a Groper."
"Believe me, Senator Cruz, you're lucky Trump only dissed 
your wife. Other husbands haven't been so fortunate."

Friday, October 07, 2016

Doesn't Trump realize his fingers are too
short to do this?
"Hold on a minute, fellow Evangelicals, give Donald a break!  
He's committed only five of the Seven Deadly Sins!"
Trump Claims Busloads of Undocumented Gandhi
Impersonators Are Crossing the Border to Vote

Thursday, October 06, 2016

Trump's Midnight Serenade
"Like Jesse Watters, we're political humorists, only
Megyn Kelly vs. Sean Hannity?
Roger Stone vs. Kellyanne Conway?
Glenn Beck vs. Donald Trump?
Buddy, you're gonna need a bigger bag.
The Mandarin Chinese word for Jesse Waters is 
xiǎo dìdì (小弟弟) [rough equivalent of 'wee-wee'].
Bar Lowered Further for Trump in Second
Presidential Debate; Still Too High for a
McDonald's Grilled Chicken Flatbread 
Sandwich to Clear It
The Great Stone Head of Indiana Challenges the 
Great Stone Head of San Lorenzo for Hegemony
 in the Americas
Hannity had learned the hard way that Megyn Kelly
was one mean luchadora.
Zorak Speaks #3
"If all women in the world were like Kellyanne Conway, 
it would be easier to explain Trump's misogyny."

Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Yes, Monica Crowley, the Berlin Wall worked---to keep
East Germans in, not to keep West Germans out. What
a dolt thou art.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #670
Anna Von Reitz
[AKA Anna Maria Reizinger]
Freddie the Freeloader Sez:  "Trump
didn't pay taxes?  He's my kinda guy!"
Is Trump now suffering from PDPE (Post-Debate Pence Envy)?
"Ewww, you whipped out that Mexican thing again!"
Is Phil Robertson behind the
Creepy Clown Phenomenon?
Alex Jones, The Lone Deranger
Liar, Liar, Pence on Fire!
World's Worst Yobs #367
Peter Spiliakos
Now at Grandhi's, Home of Nonviolent Vegetarian Cuisine

Tuesday, October 04, 2016

"I guess I wasn’t meant to be president.”
Sometimes I Feel Like a
Mufflerless Child
A Wagonload of Hoosier Deplorables
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #95
Frank Linkmeyer
"Mr. Trump, stop pretending you're the
Comeback Kid.  You're the Go Away Kid!"
Two-Gun Bĭdé
All-Terrain Vladimir
Dank Memes #1
"There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!"
Garbage Pail Kid Agrees with Kelly
Ayotte That Trump Is a Role Model 
for Kids, Absolutely

Monday, October 03, 2016

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #94
Jane Wood Allen
John Nolte's eyes have seen the glory of the coming
 of the Lord.
Rudy Giuliani, Serial Polygamist and Star of the 
Reality TV Show, My Three Wives
Gilda Giuliani Sez: “Trump is an economic
 genius who is a lot better for the United 
States than a woman like me.”

Sunday, October 02, 2016

Know Your Imaginary Animals
Give Trump some credit: it takes talent to flush $916 million
down the toilet.
It's easier being a genius than you thought.  According to 
Giuliani and Christie, all you have to do is not pay taxes.
"Lay that mascot down, boy
Lay that mascot down
Mascot packing Rudy
Lay that mascot down."
The Sultan of Sweat