Saturday, August 22, 2020

“Freaks! Live! Dead! Other! 
Trump Daydreaming About His Next Happy Meal
Mask Up and Vote #1
Tabby's Temptation
There's nothing quite like Catflexing.
Pecker Defenestrated

Friday, August 21, 2020

World's Worst Yobs #435
Samuel Rodriguez
Sam Nunberg Sez:  "On the debate stage, Trump needs to 
knock Biden out. He just can't murder Biden. It's different, 
right?  He can't be seen as pounding Biden into the ground."
These zombies rise again and again and again.
Look for them on Election Day.
Warm Scuzzies #959
Tom Carper
Good to see Soren Kierkegaard back in the news.

Thursday, August 20, 2020

Tar Heel Sunk by a Bad Case of Shipworms
Steve Bannon's arrest put a smile on the
Bristle Worm's face.
Malice in Blunderland
Sweet Truth, the Thinking Man's Chocolate
Warm Scuzzies #958
Thom Brennaman
Defrauding Donors for Fun and Profit

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Trump Says the Secret Word, Wins $100
The Wife of Simon the Saucerer
For the record:  Britt Hume is 77, the same age as Joe Biden.
Mr. Peepers Goes to the Louvre
Warm Scuzzies #957
Millie Weaver
Positively Petroglyphic!
In Chinese, in Case You Were Wondering
Some people make social distancing easy.
Q:  Is there a landfill for worn-out tanks?
A:  Yes, it's called Planet Earth.
Nautical Humor
Long-Haul Soteriologist
No one could glower quite like Tagg Romney.
If Trump Were a Fast Food

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Face it, if either predestination or determinism is true,
everything is rigged.
No, it is not true that Screwball Whiskey cures
COVID-19.  But, if you drink enough of it, 
you will think you're Mike Lindell and 
start hawking oleander extract.
And then the day came when iPhones supplanted humans
on Planet Earth and did nothing but meme all day.
Supply of Chinese Sand Sculptors Exceeding Demand

Monday, August 17, 2020

All It Takes Is a Leap of Faith
Lukashenko's Lamentation
They Came from Outer Space
Warm Scuzzies #956
Stuart Baker
At 130° Fahrenheit, it's not called Death Valley for nothing.
Remember Mon Cul, the red-assed baboon, the only creature on 
Earth who knew an English word that rhymes with 'orange'?
Telling Trump to Keep His Social Distance
Brad Parscale 
His Head the Shape of a Spiked Club
Warm Scuzzies #955
Bill Baptist
Knowing what causes Hairy Palms, it's easy to guess
what causes Hairy Nails.
Nail that coffin shut, babe
Nail that coffin shut
Hammer packing mama
Nail that coffin shut.

Sunday, August 16, 2020

Dancing Girls
Models for Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' Pose Next 
to Their Latest Acquisition, 'American Meme'
And a Sharknado is the only thing that
can put it out.
Conservative Radicalism:  The Power of Oxymorons
Who's Nailin' Palin these days?