Saturday, November 17, 2012

If you want a Matt Drudge omelet, you've
gotta break some eggs.
"We're not Venetian, but our blinds are."
Catzilla's Favorite Pastime Was Toying with the 
Koch Brothers Blimp
Nancy Pelosi Sez:  "Luke Russert, 
would eat your brain if you had one."
[Zombies need brains, too.]
"By my watch, Michelle, we only have to wait 53 more days
 to see Joe Lieberman spat out of the U. S. Senate like a
watermelon seed."
Mitt Romney obviously didn't understand Joseph Goebbels' 
Theory of the Big Lie.  According to Goebbels, you have 
to lie BIG and then repeat it over and over and over for 
it to have the desired effect.   Trying to perpetrate 917 
different lies in 2012 alone---as documented by Steve 
Benen---simply didn't work.
Making a profit on the backs of criminals is about as low as 
capitalists can go.  Oh, almost forgot about war profiteers.
Fellow Cat Blogger Waiting to Meet
Kevin Drum for Lunch
'Homeless' Planet Seen Adrift in Deep Space 
Rumored to Be Future Romney Clan Enclave
"Stick with me, kid, and I'll take you to the top of the list 
of the 'Ten Most Despised Men in America'!"
Dairy Queen:  Cheesecake So Good It's RiDQulous!
The Unexpurgated Bible #83
"And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh 
unto the camp, that he saw the golden calf, 
and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, 
and he brake the Twinkie beneath the mount."
Local Trekkie Troubled by Tribbles
Man about to Drop Austerity Bomb over Fiscal Cliff
McKayla Maroney and Barack Obama Say:
"Sorry, Grandpa Walnuts, we're not impressed."
President Obama Uses Mind Control Technique to 
Persuade Chip Rogers to Step Aside as Majority 
Leader of the Georgia State Senate
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #440
Cope Reynolds
"What's that?"
"It's John McCain's baby picture."
"He hasn't changed much, has he?"

Friday, November 16, 2012

World's Worst Yobs #270
Luke Russert
It's rather astonishing that Scott DesJarlais'
 (R-TN) current wife would sleep with him, 
much less two patients, three coworkers, and 
a pharmaceutical company representative.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #439
Derrick Belcher
Greedheads Galore #28
John Metz
Hostess Shuts Its Doors, Zippy the Pinhead 
Goes into Mourning

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Palestinian Auto Show!
 Come and See the Latest Models!
Hurry Before Israeli Missiles Reduce Them to Ashes!
Before English completely surrenders to a foreign tongue, 
let us not forget that a 'Quesadilla' is nothing more than flour,
water, cheese, and a little bit of Spanish.
Senator Snaps at Reporter, Then Slides Back into
Fever Swamp
Chameleon Still Trying to Decide Which Color of His Skin 
Makes Him Feel Most Superior to Other Chameleons
Charlie Webster Sez:  "I have a sixth sense, and
on November 6, I used it to see dozens of 
black people voting in Maine.  I felt like that 
guy who kept seeing all those well-developed 
nude women in The Immoral Mr. Teas."
[He's probably still waiting for the advent
of Feel-a-Vision.]
"Up yours, America!"
Norman Rockwell in the
Age of Photoshop
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #75
Caged Heat 2:  The Code Pink Sexcapades
"It wasn't until I opened my restaurant in Times 
Square that my recipe for the Pete Wells Knuckle
Sandwich really came together."
Romney Blames Election Loss on the Fact Obama Had
More and Bigger T-Shirt Launchers Than He Did
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #438
Philip Hoelzel
Greedheads Galore #27
Mark Bertolini
Senator McCain Said to Abhor 'Forbidden Rice' 
(aka 'Black Rice')

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Have you heard about the 'National Papa's John 
Appreciation Day' this Friday?
Dog Reacts to News That John Cornyn Has Ascended 
to the #2 GOP Leadership Position
Greedheads Galore #26
Zane Tankel
Classical Scholar Claims Sisyphus Was a 
Conservative Republican
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #437
Eric Dondero
Karl Marx lamented the 'idiocy of rural life', Paul Ryan
laments the 'idiocy of urban life'.  We must all be idiots.
David Petraeus Sez:  "Life's a party, especially when the
twins, Jill and Natalie, have been invited!"
[Double your pleasure, double your fun, General.]
Here's an idea:  move all the secessionists to Alabama,
build a wall around the state, and wait for the stars to fall
on it.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #436
Peter Morrison
Take a closer look at Ken Bennett, Arizona's Secretary of 
State, and you'll understand why 486,405 ballots have yet
to be counted a week after the election.
The Politico Illustrated #29
'West digs in'
Remember when got smoked in 2007 for 
running an ad which labeled David Petraeus as 
'General Betray Us'?  Well, he has, hasn't he?