Saturday, June 12, 2010

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #174
Rex Duncan
GOP: the Party with the Fringe on Top
"All peckerwoods are equal, but some peckerwoods
are more equal than others."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #173
Al Krieger
"Like Glenn Beck says, 'Don't tease the panther!'"

Friday, June 11, 2010

"I'm Mike Allen. I work for The Politico. Other
than my genitalia, I have nothing to hide."
Pilgrim Paying Homage to Climactic Scene of
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World
Do Not Use While Operating a Motor Vehicle
or Heavy Equipment
"Did you say the world's biggest beaver dam has been
discovered in northern Canada? Or did you say the
world's biggest damn beaver has been discovered
in northern Canada? Or did you say something
else entirely?"

One of the Palmetto State's wise men once observed,
"South Carolina is too small to be a republic and too
large to be an insane asylum." Well, it's still too small
to be a republic, but it's no longer too large to be an
insane asylum.
"Don't mind me. I'm just passing through on my way
for a little vacay on the Gulf Coast. I understand
the oil spill will be history by the time I get there."
"I don't sound nearly as profound
without my makeup."
Our parents had Lum and Abner to keep
them laughing. This is what we have.
"O Allah! Open the hearts of mine enemies to thy AK-47!"
Boehner Fish Sez:
"More (Gasp!),
Tax (Gag!),
Cuts (Aargh!)"
When Tim Pawlenty told Jon Stewart, "I don't
have a big schtick!", someone in the audience--
thought to be the governor's wife--shouted, "Tell
me about it!"
And you thought Idiocracy was only a movie!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #172
Michael F. Cannon
Pope Benedict Fending Off Pedophile Vampires
"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you!"
"Hey, I was just kidding!
Can't you take a joke?"
"Now you know why my parents named
me Carleton Sneed, you bitch!"

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Oxymorons for Our Time #41
Afghan Mission
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #171
Dean Martin
Have Überboob's boobs been augmented?
World's Worst Yoobs #73
Dorothy Rabinowitz
President of Venezuela Suspected of Spying
on North America

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Steve Blair, the Assmunch of Prescott, AZ
Headed to a music festival in Iraq or Afghanistan this
summer? Don't forget your genuine paramilitary
Blackwater Glowsticks!
"Hard to believe, but when I prepare my economic forecasts,
I use the same magic crystal spectacles Joseph Smith used
to translate The Book of Mormon."
Some are now saying that the Illinois Republican
who is running for the U. S. Senate is not actually
Mark Kirk, but is instead Tarquin Fintimlimbim-
limbimwhinbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay
Biscuit Barrel. It's of course possible they are
misremembering it wrong.
Tired of the same old bacon-and-eggs breakfast?
Then why not surprise your morning with a
tasty cup of Bradley's Traditional Jellied Eels.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #170
Sharron Angle

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

We learned from David Brooks today that we all have
yearnings and fears that reside in an inner beast called
'The Big Shaggy'. Here's a picture taken inside the
factory where these beasts are made.
Oily Taitz
Rush Limbaugh Mates Again,
Threatens to Reproduce
Sean Hannity Pondering the Panpsychical Implications
of Rush Limbaugh's Fourth Marriage
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #169
Jake Knotts