Saturday, November 30, 2019

Recently-Declassified Photograph #48
Mick Mulvaney Receiving the Baptism
of the Holy Ghost
Photo Manipulation, Soviet Style
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #784
Danielle Stella
The Road to National Unity
If you meet Mick Mulvaney on the golf
 course, should you salute, recite the 
Pledge of Allegiance, or sing the 
'Star-Spangled Banner'?

Friday, November 29, 2019

Next year, you might consider something a little different
 for Thanksgiving dinner: the Self-Smoking Turkeyfish.
Stop Animal Cruelty!
Crank Force One
Cauliflower McTrump

Thursday, November 28, 2019

"Chick-fil-A has badly lost its way."
May My Birds of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose, Trump!
Later that day, Rudy told Jeff to put on his big boy pants.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Once a Short-Fingered Vulgarian,
Always a Short-Fingered Vulgarian
War on Thanksgiving?  Don't be ridiculous!

The War on Thanksgiving, it turns out, is just a rumor
spread by 46 million turkeys, including Donald Trump.

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

"'Will you walk into my parlour?' 
said the Spider to the Fly."
Straight Outta the 1950s
Squid Vicious Before He Joined the Sex Pistols in 1977
Who will pardon the pardoner?

Monday, November 25, 2019

Rick Perry Has a 'Come to Jesus' Moment
Yes, Let Me See the Cruel Shoes
"Woooooooooo, Pig! Sooie!" God called.

Sunday, November 24, 2019

Distress Signal
Luckily, Trump had been thrown into a den of 
Christian lions.
Alan Turing always won the Spelling Bee
at Hazelhurst.
Devin Nunes's New Book: The Practical Cogitator:
The Thinker's Anthology
Michael Bloomberg Enters Presidential Race as a Candidate
from the 'I'm a Billionaire and You're Not!' Party
Elon Musk's latest turkey arrives just in time for