Saturday, June 25, 2016

If Matt Drudge Had a Man Bun
Q:  How can you tell the difference between Jeff Zucker
and a pygmy hippo?
A:  You can't.
When he wasn't fracking the Earth, Chris Faulkner was 
fucking investors, and vice versa.

Friday, June 24, 2016

"He was born 'Alexander Boris de Pfeffel 
Johnson', but his friends call him Eyegore."
Pastor Steven Anderson Stands Atop His Pully Bullpit
The Unexpurgated Bible #138
"Come unto me, all ye Brexiteers that labour and
 are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #138
Independence Day: Another Lame Sequel
The triumph of Brexit was the Checkout Generation's 
'Up Yours!' to young people.
"Totally Tubular, Dude!"
"This is the Corey News Network."
"My Three-Horned Alectryon keeps me safe from 
the Global Elites."

Thursday, June 23, 2016

"Louie Gohmert, your shrieks are
coming through to Planet Gruuter
loud and clear."
Giant Blueberry Challenges Kool-Aid Man to 
Steel Cage Death Match
Corey Lewandowski, ex-Trump's Heydrich, Hired by
CNN as Political Commentator
Sadly, the Kentucky coal miner's daughter
grew up to be an NRA whore.
There's nothing quite like an energetic discussion of the
'End Times' while munching on Burger King's new
Mac n' Cheetos.
"What's it like, Congressman Ryan, to be Speaker
of the House of NRA Representatives?"
Whiteworld #33
Chromophobia Outbreak in Tennessee