Saturday, December 28, 2013

Mr. Bluster Urges Atheists to Exercise Their 'Right
to Leave the Country'
Some said he was stupidly obstinate; others said he was

Friday, December 27, 2013

"How do you like the Beretta PX4 Storm 
Santa brought me?"
Warm Scuzzies #438
Cactus Canyon
"Do you think I look better with the beard or without it?"
New Year go away!  We're not quite 
through with the old one yet.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

In the 19th century, Russia gave the world Pushkin, 
Tolstoy, and Dostoevsky.  In the 20th century, Russia 
gave the world Lenin, Stalin, and the AK-47.
Do Not Use as a Flotation Device!
Tenth Circuit Court Allows Utah Men to Kiss, But with No 
Tongue and Not Longer Than Three Minutes and Six Seconds
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #534
Alan Dershowitz
Osama Bin Daffy and Premier Christian Cruises, Inc. 
Charter the Carnival Victory for the 'Duck Commander 
Cruise', July 17-21, 2014
2014 Republican Party Ballot After the 
Chamber of Commerce Declared,
"No Fools on Our Ticket!"
If we lie to Congress, it's a crime.  
But if Congress lies to us, it isn't.  
Why is that?
Chewbacca Sez:  "No More Joint Pain!"
Once again you did not make Gawker's annual list of
 'The Least Important Writers'.  Congratulations!
"When I'm gone, my son, Kim Jong-un, is liable to get drunk
and start executing his kinfolks and all their friends.  He 
believes he's Stalin redivīvus, you know."
"No doubt about it, Suzy:  someone has jammed Obamacare
down your throat."
Have you read Jonah Goldberg's new book?
How Ted Cruz Reacted When He Learned He Was One of
the 'Top 10 Villains of 2013'
"Oh fudge!  It's Boxing Day!"
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #91
His teacher seemed to have eyes in the back
of his head.
Tareq Salahi's Run for House of 
Representatives in Virginia: See It
on Pay-Per-View for Only $14.95!

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Little Known Fact #47
H.R. 448 is a bipartisan resolution to protect Christmas 
from Doug Lamborn.
Pope Francis Wishes Rush Limbaugh a
Merry 'Trickle-Down' Christmas
You had to be a very bad little boy
to earn a visit from Miley Krampus.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Before Christians Lost Their Religious Liberty to
Burn People at the Stake
Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "I have to say I’m befuddled by the 
firing of Phil Robertson, he of the amazing pater-
familias beard on Duck Dynasty."
"Pardon me, sir, but would you say you're a
Low-Information Voter, a Misinformation
Voter, or a Disinformation Voter?"
"Cold turkey, eh?  Well, what addictive habit did you
give up, Tom?"
Ronald McDonald Sez:  "Fast foods are typically high in 
calories, fat, saturated fat, sugar, and salt and may put 
people at risk for becoming overweight."

Monday, December 23, 2013

Politifact Gives Governor Christie 'Five-Alarm Pants on Fire' 
Rating for Claim about Traffic Scandal
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #38
Michael Morell
Bring Back the Tofustada!
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Asked why he said, "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, 
she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are," 
Phil Robertson said he was just quoting the Bible.
Rich Lowry (aka 'The Masculinator') Calls
Pajama Boy "An Insufferable Man-Child"
Susan Rice Sez:  "NSA Officials Didn't Lie; They 'Inadvertently 
Made False Representations', and I'm Just Accidentally 
Making a Fool of Myself---Again"

Sunday, December 22, 2013

How to Recognize Different Parts 
of the Body
Number Six --- the Haughty Bits
Paleoconservative Hearts Putinoconservative
Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and
Legacy as the Duck Commander
#1 on Uganda Daily Monitor
Best Seller List