Saturday, February 15, 2020

This is the Mysterious Traveler, 
inviting you to join him on another
journey into the strange and terrifying.
Adventures in Aestheticism #239
Like Trump, Michael Bloomberg has been a magnet 
for women who claim he says the darndest things.
Puts the Coronavirus in the Shade

Friday, February 14, 2020

Baby Blimp Gets Pushy
Michael Bloomberg:  More Relatable, Hip, 
and Funnier Than a Mollusk
Someone should make a movie which includes the line,
"Every time a bell rings, a lawyer goes to prison."
If he doesn't get the Democratic presidential nomination, 
Michael Bloomberg could always run as the nominee of 
the My Billionaire Is Richer Than Your Billionaire Party.
Next Time on The View
Available in Original or Extra Crispy
Joe 'Popeye' Biden
Adventures in Aestheticism #238

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Mike Pence, One of the Most Lethal Improvised Ennui Devices 
Ever Deployed by the International Misanthrope Conspiracy
Once thought to be extinct, the Barr-Barr 
Jellyflesh has been found groveling
on the shore of the Potomac River
in the District of Columbia.
Poor Carpenter's Son Claims He Has Done More
for Christianity Than Donald Trump
Lord Dampnut, the Human Anagram
You don't have to be a doctor to save a life.
"Buttigieg, you're better than sugar in water!"
They Love Doing Dishes
Sanders also joins Trump in being an
addled septuagenarian.
"Why don't the honey badger care?"
Trump asked memishly.

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

One wonders how much Spicer would charge to 
dance the rhumba with you.
After all these many years, Joe Biden is still courting
South Carolina. 
South Carolina is Biden Country in the same way that
California is Trump Country.
Joe Biden's Electability as 3D Street Art

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Trump-Barr Syndrome
Adventures in Aestheticism #237

Monday, February 10, 2020

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and 
gorgeousity made flesh!"
Photomicrograph of Coronavirus

Sunday, February 09, 2020

At one time or another, we've all had one.
Lindsey Graham, a Leader in the Southern Wing of the
Orange Glo Party
Rant, Rant, Rant,
They Call Him the Ranter