Saturday, April 23, 2016

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #35
An Unhinged Never-Trumper
"Beauty did not kill King Kong, you fool! 
It was .50 caliber machine guns!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #657
David Brumbaugh
If you're looking for an apt analogy for the Republican
 Party primaries of 2016, you might consider the Great
Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #78
Boris Johnson

Friday, April 22, 2016

Greedheads Galore #44
Harold Hamm
When Ted Cruz sang, 'I'm My Own Grandpa',
he really vamped it up.
London Mayor Boris Johnson Doing His Uncanny
Donald Trump Impression
Lt. Governor Dan Forest Says North Carolina Pee-Pee 
Police Target of “Pretty Amazing Smear Campaign”
"John-Boy Kasich, Peter King is gonna vote for you someday!"
Aides Say Trump About to Change Persona

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Trump Campaign Adopts New Mascot for 
General Election Campaign
"My hair?  Oh, I never use anything except Aqua Net 
Professional Hair Spray, Extra Super Hold 3 Unscented."
"The way I remember the date is by saying, 'Oh, Thank
Heaven for 9/11!'"
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #132
Die, Monster, Die! 2: John Stossel Needs Some Shuteye

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Tyrannic Mac Rolled Out in Texas and Ohio
Test Markets
Trump Restrained in New York Victory Speech
Winning only 14% of the GOP vote, Ted Cruz learned he's 
not one of New York's values.
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #77
Billy Corgan

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

John Steele Gordon Impersonating a Capitalist Unicorn

Monday, April 18, 2016

The Man Whose Face Rhymes with 'Sphincter'
World's Worst Yobs #354
Alex Griswold
Iron Fist: a History of the Domestication of the Martial Arts