What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #35

An Unhinged Never-Trumper

"Beauty did not kill King Kong, you fool! 

It was .50 caliber machine guns!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #657

David Brumbaugh

If you're looking for an apt analogy for the Republican

 Party primaries of 2016, you might consider the Great

Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #78

Boris Johnson

Greedheads Galore #44

Harold Hamm

When Ted Cruz sang, 'I'm My Own Grandpa',

he really vamped it up.

London Mayor Boris Johnson Doing His Uncanny

Donald Trump Impression

Lt. Governor Dan Forest Says North Carolina Pee-Pee 

Police Target of “Pretty Amazing Smear Campaign”

"John-Boy Kasich, Peter King is gonna vote for you someday!"

Aides Say Trump About to Change Persona

Trump Campaign Adopts New Mascot for 

General Election Campaign

"My hair?  Oh, I never use anything except Aqua Net 

Professional Hair Spray, Extra Super Hold 3 Unscented."

"The way I remember the date is by saying, 'Oh, Thank

Heaven for 9/11!'"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #132

Die, Monster, Die! 2: John Stossel Needs Some Shuteye

Tyrannic Mac Rolled Out in Texas and Ohio

Test Markets

Trump Restrained in New York Victory Speech

Winning only 14% of the GOP vote, Ted Cruz learned he's 

not one of New York's values.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #77

Billy Corgan

John Steele Gordon Impersonating a Capitalist Unicorn

The Man Whose Face Rhymes with 'Sphincter'

World's Worst Yobs #354

Alex Griswold

Iron Fist: a History of the Domestication of the Martial Arts