Saturday, January 13, 2018

People agree Tweety is no good at telling jokes.
Trump Gives Stormy Daniels $130,000 to
Pay for Better Boob Job
Would someone please tell James Damore that the real
reason Google fired him is because he's such a dweeb?
OK, so Trump is a bull goose loony racist. To his base, 
that's a feature, not a bug, for his party, the Republican
 Party of 2018, is the equivalent of the Democratic Party
 of the pre-1960s Solid Segregationist South.
All in the Family Values

Friday, January 12, 2018

Hope Springs Eternal
Trump's Ratings Soar on the Potty Mouth Channel
Georgia County Commissioner Tommy Hunter and
Trophy Fish Go Head-to-Head in Largemouth Ass
Pile of Poo Rockets to Head of
Unicode Emoji Class of 2015
Representative Martha McSally (R-AZ) says she
absolutely refuses to bow down to Sharia law.  That's 
a safe thing to say if your state's adult population is
 less than 2% Muslim.
Turn Your Head and Cough
GOP Srategist Challenges Republican Party Leadership to
 'Grow a Pear'
World's Anuses and Sphincters Demand Apology from 
Trump for Using Derogatory Appellation for Poop Chutes

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Trump's Shithole Tower is 
664 feet deep.
Kevin Hayden calls it the Missourah Effect™.
Takes the Worry Out of Being Dead
As Chris Cuomo says, "Kellyanne Conway can’t keep 
Hillary Clinton‘s name out of her mouth.”
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #126
Neal Tapio
Warm Scuzzies #766
Anthony Fontana
Missouri GOP Governor Eric Greitens Admits to 
Extramarital Affair, Denies Threatening to Blackmail
 the Woman

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Blanca Blanco Wears Red Carpet Remnant at Golden Globes
As this BBC reporter will attest, being up to your ass
in alligators is scary, but being up to your eyelids in
lemurs is scarier.
Trump Calls For ‘Strong Look’ at Libel Laws to Stop People 
Saying ‘Knowingly False’ Things, Such as "Terrible! Just 
found out that Obama had my 'wires tapped' in Trump 
Tower just before the victory."
Warm Scuzzies #765
Andy Savage
During his first year in the White House, Trump has lied
 2,001 times, or an average of 5 lies a day. Beat that, Obama!
As Harry Anslinger, head of the old Federal Bureau of 
Narcotics once said, “Reefer makes darkies think
 they’re as good as white men.”
In light of Glenn Simpson's testimony, no wonder Lindsey
Graham and Charles Grassley went after Christopher
Steele and the Fusion GPS dossier. To put it mildly,
these two GOPers are a disgrace to the human race.
Warm Scuzzies #764
Jerome Puyau

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

Vodka + Mountain Dew + Kool-Aid® = 
Kentucky Bullfrog
Trumpster Fire!
On the Road to Wally World
David Koch Expands Into the Distilled Spirits Industry
HHS Secretary Nominee Alex Azar Explains How 
He Kicked His Nail Biting Habit
There's a reason why Nikki Haley exhibits a
split personality at the United Nations.
Not since Don Knotts portrayed Abner Audubon Peacock in
 The Love God? has the world seen such warmth and affection 
in a public figure.
Trump Upgrades the Oval Office Art Collection

Monday, January 08, 2018

Looking at Jeff Hoover, former speaker of the Kentucky
House of Representatives, can you believe he is a victim
of lies from the 'deepest pit of Hell'?
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #107
Hogan Gidley
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
"No, Mr. Trump, a $135 coffee enema will not relieve 
your consternation."
Trump's workday starts at 11:00 a.m. and ends
 at 4:15 p.m. Of these 5 hours and 15 minutes, 
3.5 hours are reserved for lunch and 'Executive
 Time', i. e., time for watching Fox News and 
Kim Jong-un Reportedly Enjoying His Research on 
'Mentally-Deranged U.S. Dotard'
"They want to call Trump a Nazi? Look out, Oprah, 
we know what you’re designed to do. You’re the black 
face to carry out the enslavement of black folks and 
everybody else."
Trump's White House now has a full-time makeup artist
 on staff.
Stephen Miller Escorted by Blue Meanies from the Set of
State of the Onion
“I went to the best colleges.  I was a very excellent student, 
came out and became an ornithologist."

Sunday, January 07, 2018

“I don’t think Trump's crazy.”
Adventures in Lexicology #23
Psychopompeo (/sīkōpämpayo/), n. The CIA guide of souls
 to the place of the dead. [Psychopompeo will not dignify
with a response any question about Trump's 'stable genius'.]
It Came from Beyond Space
Stephen Miller Gonna Need  More Unguent