Saturday, September 29, 2018

United Nations Puts Trump in the Naughty Chair
Bush's Brain and Brett Kavanaugh Go A-Roving
Plan B
Where would we be without the Urban Dictionary?
Dr. Buddy Rydell Sez: "Temper's the one thing you
 can't get rid of, by losing it."

Friday, September 28, 2018

Although he wears a colander on his head in his most recent 
YouTube video, Thomas Wictor is probably not a bona 
fide Pastafarian.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #746
Thomas Wictor
Lindsey Graham Turns It Up to 11
Based on a True Story
Brett Kavanaugh's Shirt Comes 
Out of the Closet
Does Brett Kavanaugh's right earlobe double as a
secondary nutsack?
Going Down
Limp Biscuit
Adventures in Aestheticism #100
This is Brett Kavanaugh sober.  Imagine him drunk.
Whiteworld #69
Lindsey Graham, the Angry White Male Face
 of the Republican Party

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh Sez:  "My family and my name have been 
totally and permanently destroyed by vicious and false
The Lion Roars in a Den Full of Danielles
"Now consider how great The Patriarch was, 
and how the sons of The Patriarch followed 
in his footsteps."
Book 'Em, Danno!
Original or Extra Crispy™

As Trump and Haley did their vaudeville comedy routine
 at the United Nations, Sarah Huckabee Sanders dreamed
of lunch.

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #832
Marc Benioff
The Epoch of the Big Swinging Dick is over.  
The Era of the Penis, which means 'Little Tail', 
has begun.
FEMA Chief Claims He Was Monitoring 
Trump's Swamp-Draining Activities
The dogma of the Perpetual Virginity of Mary was declared 
at the Council of Chalcedon in 451.  The dogma of the 
Perpetual Virginity of Brett Kavanaugh was declared on 
Fox News in 2018.
Know Your Lubricants
Saint Dinero Sez:  "It is not hard to obey when we
 love the one whom we obey."
GOP Senators on Judiciary Committee Outsource 
Their Job to Hired Gun
While the wealthy are enjoying their big Trump tax cut next
 year, a tax cut estimated to add $2 trillion to our current
 national debt of $21.5 trillion, we will be paying $390 
billion in interest on that debt.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #831
Butch Groves
World Laughs Again at Trump When He Says It's OK to 
Laugh at Him (As If the World Needs His Permission)
King Kong Makes Guest Appearance at UN;
Thumps Chest, Disses Tarzan
Beavis Claims Vast Butt-Head Conspiracy Out to 
Get Kavanaugh
Ted Cruz Eating Rust Off the Barrel of an AK-47
Donald Trump, America's Braggart-in-Chief
Mr. Hyperbole Goes to the UN
Kevin Kramer, GOP nominee for U.S. Senate in North 
Dakota, says attempted rape shouldn't disqualify 
Kavanaugh from being a Supreme Court justice. It
sounds like he belongs on the Judiciary Committee.
Pedophile Priest Sez: "Brett Kavanaugh, I feel your
 pain. Like you, I have remained a virgin many years
 after high school."

Monday, September 24, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #99
George Papadopoulos is proof that zombies 
walk among us.
Mid-Atlantic Public Service Announcement
Weight Watchers Changes Name to 'Quatro Uves'
Meanwhile, Back at the Justice Department
Chuck Grassley is a good example of what 85 years of 
'clean living' does to you.
Seriously, America, do you want to give Brett 
Kavanaugh a lifetime appointment to the 
Supreme Court of the United States?  Is this 
the best you can do?
New Trumpnik MAGA Hat
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Adventures in Aestheticism #98

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Gosar Family Pariah