Saturday, June 20, 2020

When the White House spokesman said Trump was 'obviously 
kidding' when he referred to COVID-19 as 'Kung Flu', the
 119,000 Americans who have died from the disease laughed
 so hard they almost spilled their Mint Juleps.
Coronavirus Outraged by Poor Turnout for
Trump's Tulsa Tirade
Valiant Tulsa Cops Arrest Woman for Wearing 
Outrageous 'I Can't Breathe' Shirt
Those who have heard it say it's much funnier
than a rubber crutch.
It's called Priming the Pump.
You, too, can make your own COVID-19 mask.
All you need is a flour tortilla.
Not to Be Confused with the
Bureau of Absolute Nothingness
Pence's Inferno
[Masks Optional]
"Would it be fair to say, Mr. Pence, that your lips are
so virgin the slogan, 'Black Lives Matter', has never
deflowered them, even in your sleep?"
Bernice's Cat Bobbed Her Hair, Too
The Senator Takes a Bath
How to Bait an Animal Trap

Friday, June 19, 2020

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Trump?  
The Shadow knows!
Katie Hopkins Spat Out of Twitter Like a 
Watermelon Seed
"Who told you I'm 56?"
"Your face."
Two Doctors and a Dumb-Ass
Flagship of the NeoConfederate Navy
Christopher Straight Falsely Claims His Head
Is 73% Lean
Bible Belters Cutting in Line on Stairway to Heaven
If it talks like a Nazi, walks like a Nazi, and 
looks like a Nazi, it's probably a Nazi.
Finally, Mark Taylor has unraveled the mystery
and unriddled the riddle of why the shift has
Trumpian Pufferfish Doing Its Coronavirus Impression
Only 500 or so new coronavirus cases in Tulsa since last
week?  Time for Trump to kick that number up
a notch!
"Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth."

Thursday, June 18, 2020

With 115,000 now dead, the COVID-19 epidemic is the 
deadliest hoax in American history since the release
of Antrum in 2019.
Trump says some people are wearing masks to
damage him politically.
"Bolton has filled this book’s nearly 500 pages with minute 
and often extraneous details, including the time and length
 of routine meetings and even, at one point, a nap."  Do 
you suppose it also talks about that day Bolton adjusted
his glasses?
Trump 2020 Campaign Banners and Flags Are Being
 Produced in China and Mexico Is Paying for Them
John Guandolo says, "Pray in glory until the shift comes."
That's the most profound insight since "It's crackers
to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide."
Donald Trump and John Bolton to Co-Star in 
Made-for-TV Movie, Obstruction of Justice 
as a Way of Life
Bodacious Tata Claims Loss of Precious Bodily
Fluids After Tweet-Deleting Binge
Brandon Straka Kicked Off American Airlines Plane
for Refusal to Wear Mask to Hide Insectile Face

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Kellyanne Conway Claims Correct Order in Application
of Skin Care Products Essential to Facial Resurrection
"And now, like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer."
The Dicking of Dickhead
When you think the news is too depressing, you 
can always remember the Hindenburg Disaster.
"Unhh, I've got a headache this big.  It's like a bass drum
banging in my head.  This must be Excedrin Headache #99."
How many uncles sue their nieces?
And when the death toll reaches 200,000,
America will be twice as successful as
it is now.
And if you close your eyes, you can't see the 
115,000 Americans who have died from
COVID-19 (so far).  Isn't that amazing?
The Moment You Realize It's Going to Be Another One
of Those Days
Remember that time they changed the name of a military
 base and it ruined your whole day?

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #937
Anthony Tata
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #122
Larry Pittman
Warm Scuzzies #936
Steven Ray Baca
Every time he tried to make the case for human evolution, 
somebody would show him this picture.
Little Known Alternative Fact #7
The first documented instance of the use of pepper
spray was at the Constitutional Convention of 1787
in Philadelphia.
Cutlery Like Jesus and His Disciples
Used at the Last Supper
As many have long suspected, a cat is in charge 
of the super secret Ministry of Disinfotainment

Monday, June 15, 2020

It's Big Bopper Vs. Hellboy!