Saturday, July 07, 2012

Texas has the worst health care system in the U. S.
and the gubernatorial equivalent of prostate cancer.
Blind Date, Phase II:  The Blind Wedding
Kim Jong-Un Gets New Theme Song,
'Bass Rape My Face'
World's Worst Yobs #256
Bob Beckel
"Wear blue, kid, blue!  I HATE green!"

Jonathan Krohn now says Michele Bachmann has cooties.
Lemon. Wet. Good. 
Romney.  Klutz.  Bad.
Governor Christie Loses His Temper (Again) and
Doesn't Know Where to Find It
The Unexpurgated Bible #78
And going a little farther Jesus fell on his face and
 prayed, saying, “My Father, if it be possible, let
 this Cupp pass from me."
 "I'm beginning to wonder if it would have been best 
had the South won the Civil War, because, quite 
honestly, I'd like to own some slaves."
“Like Judge Posner, we've become less conservative since 
the Republican Party started becoming goofy.”

Friday, July 06, 2012

The Zen of Venn
Weighed down by a totality of calumnies, indignities and 
deceits, Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) has struck another 
match and abruptly resigned his seat in the U. S. House 
of Representatives.  Lordamercy!
Mind your Ps and Qs or Judge Michael 
Nettles will sentence you to do a report
on the Book of Job.
Roger Ailes doesn't like Mitt Romney because he's
"too soft."  Sounds a bit hypocritical from a guy who
 looks about as muscular as a beanbag or a lovesac.
That's two down, two to go.

Thursday, July 05, 2012

"This presidential election," the donkey said, "is making 
me tired."
"I disagree," the elephant said, "this presidential
election is making me grumpy."
It's really hard to imagine anyone who would vote for a
total creep like Joe Walsh.  But people do.  They're called
We all pursue happiness.  
Some finally catch it.
What if Mitch McConnell really 'represents' the people of
Kentucky?  This would have to mean that many of the 
ugly Martians in Mars Attacks! survived and put down 
roots in the Bluegrass State.
Ann and Mitt Romney After Being 'Offshored' by Barack
Obama in the November Presidential Election

"Could it be," he wondered, "that I'm the only guy on the
planet who realizes that 'NO INS & OUTS' would mean
 no more human race?"


Barclays, Home of the Latest Musical Rage:
Bankster Funk!
Jehovah Reportedly Growing Impatient with Modern-Day
 Noahs Who Blame Delay in Building Ark Encounter on 
Poor Economy
Like the Common Loon, Michael Phelps looks much
better in the water.
"We understand, sir, that you're on Mitt
Romney's VP shortlist."
Alabama Pastor to Lead Sacred Ceremony to
Commemorate the Day When the Romans 
Burned Jesus on the Cross
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #398
Krayton Kerns
"When our boathouse on Lake Winnepesaukee costs 
$640,000, three times the median selling price for a home 
in the Northeast, it's easy to understand why President
 Obama wants to kill my husband."
For the longest time, people believed John
 Boehner was Al Capone's 'love child'.
When Scott Brown was young,
he didn't just brag about 
hanging with royalty:
he WAS royalty.
Even as a teenager, Joe Walsh 
was mean to amputees.
Even in the days of black and white, it was easy to spot 
Rick Santorum: he was the one wearing jackass slacks.
Although the Left doesn't have the equivalent of Allen 
West at the moment, it once did.
When he first heard of the lifeguard fired for saving 
drowning man, Mitt Romney said the lifeguard was 
'sacked', not 'fired', and that the man was 'shipping 
water', not 'drowning'.
This Diamond was not forever.

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

The Romney-Fehrnstrom Particle is a result of the 
high-speed collision of 'It's a Penalty' and 'It's a Tax'.

Voluntary breathalyzer testing makes about as much sense
in France as Mitt Romney's proposal of self-deportation
does in the United States. 
Cain TV Not Able; 'Yes, Herman, We Think You're Stupid!'
Jemima Puddleduck Disses the Duchess of Cornwall Without
 So Much as a By Your Leave
Investigation Threatens to Reveal Sarko Not a Real Giant

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Taco Bell to Punish Bethel, Alaska 
with Free Tacos for Entire Town

Monday, July 02, 2012

If broccoli had its way, it would not only
be the most loathed vegetable in the 
United States.  It would not be eaten
at all by anybody---ever!

Colorado Wildfires Caused by Climate Change Hoax of 
Inhofean Proportions