Texas has the worst health care system in the U. S.

and the gubernatorial equivalent of prostate cancer.

Blind Date, Phase II:  The Blind Wedding

Kim Jong-Un Gets New Theme Song,

'Bass Rape My Face'

World's Worst Yobs #256

Bob Beckel

"Wear blue, kid, blue!  I HATE green!"

Escherhead

Jonathan Krohn now says Michele Bachmann has cooties.

Lemon. Wet. Good. 

Romney.  Klutz.  Bad.

Governor Christie Loses His Temper (Again) and

Doesn't Know Where to Find It

The Unexpurgated Bible #78

And going a little farther Jesus fell on his face and

 prayed, saying, “My Father, if it be possible, let

 this Cupp pass from me."

 "I'm beginning to wonder if it would have been best 

had the South won the Civil War, because, quite 

honestly, I'd like to own some slaves."

“Like Judge Posner, we've become less conservative since 

the Republican Party started becoming goofy.”

The Zen of Venn

Weighed down by a totality of calumnies, indignities and 

deceits, Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) has struck another 

match and abruptly resigned his seat in the U. S. House 

of Representatives.  Lordamercy!

Mind your Ps and Qs or Judge Michael 

Nettles will sentence you to do a report

on the Book of Job.

Roger Ailes doesn't like Mitt Romney because he's

"too soft."  Sounds a bit hypocritical from a guy who

 looks about as muscular as a beanbag or a lovesac.

That's two down, two to go.

"This presidential election," the donkey said, "is making 

me tired."

"I disagree," the elephant said, "this presidential

election is making me grumpy."

It's really hard to imagine anyone who would vote for a

total creep like Joe Walsh.  But people do.  They're called

'Republicans'.

We all pursue happiness.  

Some finally catch it.

What if Mitch McConnell really 'represents' the people of

Kentucky?  This would have to mean that many of the 

ugly Martians in Mars Attacks! survived and put down 

roots in the Bluegrass State.

Ann and Mitt Romney After Being 'Offshored' by Barack

Obama in the November Presidential Election

"Could it be," he wondered, "that I'm the only guy on the

planet who realizes that 'NO INS & OUTS' would mean

 no more human race?"

Pessimist

Optimist

Barclays, Home of the Latest Musical Rage:

Bankster Funk!

Jehovah Reportedly Growing Impatient with Modern-Day

 Noahs Who Blame Delay in Building Ark Encounter on 

Poor Economy

Like the Common Loon, Michael Phelps looks much

better in the water.

"We understand, sir, that you're on Mitt

Romney's VP shortlist."

Alabama Pastor to Lead Sacred Ceremony to

Commemorate the Day When the Romans 

Burned Jesus on the Cross

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #398

Krayton Kerns

"When our boathouse on Lake Winnepesaukee costs 

$640,000, three times the median selling price for a home 

in the Northeast, it's easy to understand why President

 Obama wants to kill my husband."

For the longest time, people believed John

 Boehner was Al Capone's 'love child'.

When Scott Brown was young,

he didn't just brag about 

hanging with royalty:

he WAS royalty.

Even as a teenager, Joe Walsh 

was mean to amputees.

Even in the days of black and white, it was easy to spot 

Rick Santorum: he was the one wearing jackass slacks.

Although the Left doesn't have the equivalent of Allen 

West at the moment, it once did.

When he first heard of the lifeguard fired for saving a 

drowning man, Mitt Romney said the lifeguard was 

'sacked', not 'fired', and that the man was 'shipping 

water', not 'drowning'.

This Diamond was not forever.

The Romney-Fehrnstrom Particle is a result of the 

high-speed collision of 'It's a Penalty' and 'It's a Tax'.

Voluntary breathalyzer testing makes about as much sense

in France as Mitt Romney's proposal of self-deportation

does in the United States. 

Cain TV Not Able; 'Yes, Herman, We Think You're Stupid!'

Jemima Puddleduck Disses the Duchess of Cornwall Without

 So Much as a By Your Leave

Investigation Threatens to Reveal Sarko Not a Real Giant

Taco Bell to Punish Bethel, Alaska 

with Free Tacos for Entire Town

If broccoli had its way, it would not only

be the most loathed vegetable in the 

United States.  It would not be eaten

at all by anybody---ever!

Colorado Wildfires Caused by Climate Change Hoax of 

Inhofean Proportions