Saturday, June 04, 2022

Remembering Vince Lombardi

Monkey Shines

In the distant future, a man from the twenty-first century 
wakes to find himself in an almost incomprehensible world.

Casper Splits from Longtime Boo

Fox's Little Tough Guy

Warm Scuzzies #1,186
Denver Riggleman

Let's play 'Who's Worse:  Trump or Nixon?'.

Caturday Afternoon Matinee

Top Gun isn't anti-woke, it's pro-balls.

These bulletproof shields are for protecting cops,
 not kids.

How Trump’s Team Conned Susan Collins

Peter Navarro Sez:   “Just imagine what will happen to 
Joe Biden and his advisers if Republicans win both the 
White House and House in 2024.  In fact, I don’t need to 
imagine this repeat of the strategic game.  If I’m not 
dead or in prison, I will ‘tit for tat’ lead the charge.”

Peter Navarro Sez:  "I need everybody in America 
to buy my book on Amazon today."

Of Peter Navarro it hath been said: "There is only so 
much bug-eyed gibberish we can tolerate."

Gutless Old Pissants

Friday, June 03, 2022

Governor Abbott Salutes the NRA in Houston

Louie Gohmert Sez:  “If you’re a Republican, you can’t even
 lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming 
after you.”

Peter Navarro Sez:  “I don’t want to spend my retirement 
savings on lawyers.”

At 59, Naomi Wolf is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

Ohio Republicans Want Genital Inspectors in Schools

Not Mrs. Potato Head

Bill Lueders Sez:  "Trump is forever offering me 
exciting opportunities, like the chance for my name 
to be ‘permanently engraved’ on the ‘Official 2022 
Trump Donor Wall’.  All I need to do for this to happen 
is contribute $45 by midnight."

Is Blake Masters running for the Senate or selling guns?  
Probably both.

The only thing standing between Florida and 
the Invasion of the Transgender Minors 
is Ron DeSantis.

Bari Weiss Is Really Brave

Abbott Takes Bold Action on America’s Unsecured-Door 
Epidemic:  "Leave No Door Unlocked!" the Governor 

Elon Musk Has 'Super Bad Feeling' About Cheroots

It's National Donut Day!

Baby Formula Shortage Summit

Freedom Caucus Plotting Strategy with Trump

Ken Buck declares that an AR-15 is “a gun of choice for 
killing raccoons before they get to our chickens.”

Thursday, June 02, 2022

Billy Long's Simple 5-Step Plan

For those keeping track, this has to be a new
world record.

How You Can Tell If a Lobster Is Fresh

John Poindexter Reflecting on the Future of Rabble-Rousers, 
Rule-Breakers, and Norm-Crushers

"Mommy, Greg is playing with his gun again!"
"Greg, put that gun back in your pants right this minute!"

Evidence Mounts for the Extraterrestrial Origin of 
Lauren Witzke

Warm Scuzzies #1,185
Pat Fallon

Scores of Texans Dreading the Day When They Won't Have 
Louie Gohmert to Kick Around Anymore

Trump's Base Starting to Find Him Boring

I’m Addicted to My Calorie-Burning Sauna Blanket


Cruz Pondering His Next Move:  Will It Be
the 'Gunshot Straight'?

William Barr Sez:  "I’m very proud of John Durham, and 
I do take responsibility for his appointment, and I think
 he and his team did an exceptionally able job."

A new poll shows that 68% of Americans want the Supreme
 Court to uphold Roe v. Wade.  It's obviously time for the 
Court to give this two-thirds majority the finger and 
overturn Roe v. Wade.

Utah Sheriff Mike Smith Accuses County Attorney of 
'Cannibalizing Young Children' and Participating in a 
'Ritualistic' Sex Ring

CNN to Stop Calling Everything ‘Breaking News’

Meme Me Up, Scotty

Welcome to America, Where You Can Be Shot Dead 
Anywhere and at Anytime


Warm Scuzzies #1,184
Mike Williams