Saturday, November 21, 2015

Big Game Hunter Reacts to Donald Trump
Saying, "I'm the Ernest Hemingway of 
140 Characters"
"I’m wild over huggable, kissable you!"
Trump Says He Has His Mother's Pucker

Friday, November 20, 2015

Ted Cruz's National Prayer Team Defeats John Kasich's
National Prayer Team in Double Overtime
Oklahoma Man Arrested for 42 Drive-by Shootings in 
One Night Opposes Allowing Syrian Refugees into 
the U.S.
Marco Rubio Challenges Donald Trump
for the Title, 'Grand Bobblehead of
Panic Mongers Я Us
If human faces had comfort food equivalents, John
Kasich's would be meat loaf.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Birds of a Feather
"I think Bernie Sanders is a communist with a socialistic bent.  
That's the worst kind, ya know."
"This looks like a job for Superman!"
"I'm experiencing fast, fast, fast relief from headache, 
neurititis, and neuralgia. Thank God for Anacin!"
Jingo Rock!

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #71
David Bowers
Feel the Stupid!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #644
Theodore Shoebat
"Hey, I read on Newser today that no one likes washing 
and changing their sheets."

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

"If you are elected President, Mr. Trump, which path will 
you follow: psychopath or sociopath?"
Bobby Bindlestiff Drops Out of 
Presidential Race, Saying, "Being
President Might Limit My Power 
to Cast Out Devils"
"I see, Mr. Trump, that you've turned everything in your 
penthouse apartment into gold, except Melania.  Would 
it be fair to say that you have the 'Midas Touch', except, 
that is, for your wife?"
The only way to say 'Radical Islamic Terrorism' properly is 
with the aid of 24 of the biggest subwoofers ever made,  
turned up to 11.
ISIS Fighters are not shy when it comes to showing off their 
US-made M-16s.
"Aieeee, it's Syrian refugees!  Run away, run away!"
Ben Carson Is Struggling to Grasp Foreign Policy, Advisers
 Say; "He's Working on the 'Policy' Part Right Now and Will 
Get Around to the 'Foreign' Part Eventually," They Add
Officicial Bed Protector of the 
Republican Governors Association
"Fear not, America, I will protect you!"
"What might ye be doing, sir?"
"I'm showing Syrian refugees how to prove to 
Rupert Murdoch that they're Christians."
"I don’t think orphans under five should be admitted into 
the United States at this point. As Louie Gohmert has 
warned, they're probably 'terror babies'."
Texas Gerrymander (Closeup)
"Mom, those GOPers have wet the bed again!"
Bandwagon Ho!
Republicans are the subversives Joe McCarthy 
warned us about.
Where the Chickens Roost
Land of the free and home of the brave?  If you're an
American who lives in fear, you're neither free nor 

Monday, November 16, 2015

Trumping Adolf
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #643
Christopher Monckton
Open Carry Jesus Sez:  "Love your neighbor as yourself, 
unless, of course, he's a Syrian refugee."
The King and His Cross
It was something of a disappointment when the End
Times turned out to be The Last Two People on
Earth: An Apocalyptic Vaudeville, starring Donald
Trump and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
"Some of the most potent threats to free speech these days
 come not from our government or corporations, but from 
Douche Nossels like me."
"What's that all about?"
"Oh, it's just Donald Trump destroying ISIS
by shouting, 'Radical Islamic Terrorism!'"
Governor Robert Bentley is refusing to accept Syrian 
refugees because it would make Alabama's average IQ 
too high.
Have you seen 'Moaning Geezer', the portrait of 
Donald Trump composed of 500 dick pics?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #642
Robert Dees

Sunday, November 15, 2015

"Are we to understand, Mr. Kristol, that your pot belly 
will be spearheading the 50,000-man attack you will be 
leading against ISIS?"
"Tell us, Mrs. Palin, if God is willing to give your daughter 
5 chances not to sin for having babies out of wedlock, is
 God willing to give you 5 chances not to sin for being a 
delinquent parent?"
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #73
Rod Dreher