Saturday, May 23, 2020

Nero fiddled while Rome burned but Trump has a 
tin ear so he plays golf.
On his 265th visit to one of his golf courses, Trump took
time out to wave at the almost 100,000 Americans 
who have died from the COVID-19 epidemic.
Now all Trump needs is a matching truncheon.
Cold War Collectibles
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #817
Cynthia Brehm
Uh-oh, looks like it's just about Trump's feeding time.
Trump wants churches to re-open so that the 95,632 
Americans who have died from COVID-19 can have
 a proper funeral.
Jackoff in the Box

Friday, May 22, 2020

The Sound of One Hand Fapping
Like they say, "Beauty is only skin deep, but
ugly goes all the way to the bone."
Fortunately, unlike Rocky the Flying Squirrel, Korean
Flamethrower Squirrels are flightless.
Clarabell, Howdy Doody, and Buffalo Bob Agree:
Trump Sucks Donkey Dicks!
Jaw Jaw Trump to Override Governors So That He Can 
Go to Church on Sunday
New Directions in Automotive
In other words: Say 'No!' and 
kill two birds with one stone.
Michiganders Gone Wild!
"One of my prerogatives is that I have the right to go 
maskless and infect anybody and everybody with 

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Empress of Twitter
Utterly Mad
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #816
Dave Rubin
Kayleigh McEnany and the Balloonbottom Twins Slam 
Jimmy Kimmel for 'Apoplectic Coverage' of Trump
Flag Desecration #120
"Mama, who is this old man and why is he making
Local Cat Taking Role of Symbolizing
Justice, Fertility, and Power Very
The Next Best Thing to Actually
Owning a Unicorn
Quite honestly, Darren Bailey should know that wearing a
mask would definitely improve his appearance.
Warm Scuzzies #925
Darren Bailey

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Gadget-Master and His Nasty Bag of Tricks
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #815
Couy Griffin
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #814
Jo Rae Perkins
The Many
The Proud
The Dead
Trump Tests Positive for Absurdity
Adventures in Aestheticism #249
"I'll admit I don't have much in the way of personality, 
but I do believe in six bad, dumb, not-even-trying 
conspiracy theories."
Is Trump refusing to wear a mask because it smears
his makeup?
Wearing a mask now is a lot easier than wearing a
 ventilator later.
It's hard to tell if this picture was taken before or 
after Amanda Stanton drove from California 
to Arizona to have her hair styled.
Two Too Fat Fucks

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Don't say 'Overweight'.  Don't say 'Fat'.
Say 'Morbidly Obese'.
Warm Scuzzies #924
Michael Jacobsen
Man Claims Binge-Watching The Deplorables More Effective
 Treatment of Coronavirus Than Hydroxychloroquine
That Awkward Moment When a Zombie Was Looking 
for Brains and Walked Right by Trump
"Livid Trump Says He’s Done With Fox News: 
‘Looking For A New Outlet!’"
World's Worst Jobs #151
Dick Cheney's Cardiologist
The Pessimistic Theory of History
Ben Sasse Sets New Virtual Commencement Speech
 Record, Exudes Three  Demijohns of Flopsweat in Less
 Than Ten Minutes
Remember Trumpstock 2019?  No?  Ah, the fickleness
of memory.
Consequences of Creationism

Monday, May 18, 2020

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #813
Nino Vitale
Of Arms and the Man I Sing