Saturday, December 05, 2015

Old Men with Guns #29
John Piotrowski
"When you said, 'End those Muslims', Jerry, did you
mean one at a time or all 1.57 billion at once?"
Erick Erickson Manages to Punch Seven Holes in the New 
York Times with His Wee-Wee Before Venting Old Faithful
David French Sez:  "America doesn’t have a problem 
with Christian terrorism, because anyone who claims
 to be a Christian and commits a terrorist act is, by 
definition, not a Christian.  Trust me."
How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?
Glenn Dreck
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #646
David Chesley
Statue Honoring Cheney's Dick Unveiled in
Nation's Capital
"'Ghost Ships' with Corpses Keep Turning Up Near Japan," 
the headline reads. Uh-oh, not again!
Without his smartphone, the man couldn't figure
out what his thumb was for.

Don't Leave Home Without It! (1980)

Don't Leave Home Without It! (2015)
Estranged Palm Readers
Robert Patton Quits as Oklahoma Prisons Boss
After Botchily Executing His Job of Botching

Friday, December 04, 2015

"North Da-ko-ta, Here We Come!"
Michele Fiore reminds us that it's only 20 days until
"Look, honey, it's BOGO!"
Tashfeen Malik pledged allegiance to ISIS, Robert Dear pledged 
allegiance to Jesus, and [BANG! BANG! BANG!] innocent lives
 were snuffed out.
Listen up, Teddy Boy: we're not 'prayer-shaming', we're
'pray-er shaming', starting with you.
Homeless Internet Troll Discovered Living Under Bridge
Did someone forget to tell this white thug
that #coplivesmatter?
Leonardo's Vitruvian Man

Trump's Idiocratic Man
In the latest poll, Trump leads by a mile among 
GOP voters without higher education.

"Uh-oh, it looks like HAL may be a lip reader."
James Bondage
Loved Ones of San Bernardino Shooting Victims 
Relieved to Hear "He's a Terrorist!"
Boob Autographs Boob's Boob

Thursday, December 03, 2015

World's Worst Yoobs #159
Stella Morabito
Which hurts more:  getting shot by a Muslim terrorist's
 AK-47 or by a Christian terrorist's AR-15?
Dick Cheney Bust Unveiled at Capitol
Paul Ryan Plans to 'Replace Every Word of Obamacare' 
with 'IDon'tGiveaShit'
British Warplanes Bomb Syrian Rubble Created by
French and Russian Warplanes
With every mass shooting in America, we become freer 
and freer.  Thank God for the Second Amendment!
American Exceptionalism could be defined as 
'355 mass shootings in 335 days of 2015'.
Mark and Priscilla were having a nice day with their first meep, 
who was all smiles.

Wednesday, December 02, 2015

What Happened When Donald Trump's Head Swelled 
Faster Than His Hat Could Expand
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #74
Mark Chelgren
Suddenly, he found himself in a very ticklish situation.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #645
JoAnn Windholz

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

World's Worst Yobs #343
Grant Bosse
"I had something of a pain in the gulliver when I said 
the overwhelming majority of violent criminals are 
Democrats.  Appy-polly-loggies!"
Robert Dear "praised people who attacked abortion 
providers, saying they were doing 'God’s work'." Just as 
Marco Rubio said recently, Roe v. Wade is "current law," 
"not settled law," and when "current law" conflicts with 
"God's rules", God and his work always wins.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #73
Alan Harper
Everett Piper Sez: "Oklahoma Wesleyan is not a day care. 
It's an itty-bitty college pretending to be a university!"
"If I'm lying, may God  -- ooh ee oo ah ah!" 
<Snap! Crackle! Pop!>
"Look, we don't have a rubber shortage in America."
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #27
A Chambong