"Unfortunately, yer girl ain’t made for camera lenses.

Aside from the fact that I am unable to 'smile for the
camera' without looking terrified, I’m also dead chubby

and I understand the camera adds 10 or 70 lbs. And of

course, the Lord’s overgenerous endowment in my

chestal area makes any notion of camera work unthinkable,

particularly in HD where the girls might terrify some."

The Anchoress