Saturday, May 15, 2010

"It was while I was coordinator for counternarcotics
and justice reform in Afghanistan toward the end of
the Bush Administration that the thought occurred
to me: there needs to be more rhyming in political
campaigns. So, in my race for state auditor in
Missouri, I've been doing it. Take this, for instance:

'Bailouts and debt,
They got me feelin' dissed,
Sellin' out my son,
To Chinese Communists.'

It hits you like a blow to the solar plexus, doesn't it?"

3 comments:

Betsy said...

Who in the world would vote for this guy after seeing that picture. That is one scaaaary dude! Is he speaking from a padded room?

Fearguth said...

Here's more to terrorize you, Betsy:

http://tpmlivewire.
talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/former-bush-ambassador-
fights-the-man-with-
self-produced-rock-video-video.php

Betsy said...

AAAAArrrrgh!