"Protesters who marched at the home of

Wisconsin state senator Randy Hopper

(R-Fond du Lac) were met with something

of a surprise on Saturday. Mrs. Hopper

 appeared at the door and informed them

that Senator Hopper was no longer in

residence at this address, but now lives

 in Madison with his 25-year-old mistress." 

Mr. Hopper (who is always Randy) is 45

 and serves on the Board of Directors

of the Fond du Lac Family YMCA.