Monday, July 25, 2011

"How did you die?"

"I was killed by an Islamic jihadist."

"Lucky you.  I bet Pam Geller
cried her eyes out."

"Yeah, she did, and David Horowitz did, too. 
So, how did you die?"

"I was killed by a right-wing Christian

"Unlucky you.  I bet Pam and David
thought they were the real victims."

"Yeah, they did, and they still believe
Islamic jihadists were ultimately to blame."


Old Jules said...

"How did you die?"
"An abstraction broke loose and whacked me."
"A good abstraction, or a bad abstraction?"
"I don't recall right now."

Fearguth said...

The unluckiest death of all.