Sunday, January 20, 2013

Although Rush Limbaugh has been married four times,
he has no children.  That's because his preferred method
of reproduction is mitosis.


StonyPillow said...

I thought his reproductive cycle was similar to Parelaphostrongylus tenuis, commonly known as the brainworm or meningeal worm. It's complicated, and involves the active participation of a deer and a slug or snail as well as a member of the opposite sex.

But as a practical matter, beards don't get pregnant. And neither do Dominicano chicos cabaña.

montag said...

I always thought that when Rush wanted a new child he called his chief procurer before flying down to the DR.