Sayings of Indiana Jesus

1.  Love your neighbor (unless he's gay) as yourself.

2.  Do unto others (except gays) as you would have them 

do unto you.

3.  The good shepherd gives his life for his sheep 

(unless they're gay)

4.  Whosoever will come after me, let him deny service 

to gays, and take up his cross, and follow me.