Commander-in-Chief of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders

Escalates War on Federal Judiciary

According to a new study, most kids cuss

 before they learn the alphabet.  After they

 learn the alphabet, they can begin to

 misspell cuss words, especially those

 longer than four letters.

From the amount of blood that had been spilled,

it was clear the Iraq War had not gone well for

the 101st Fighting Keyboarders.

101st Fighting Keyboarder Surging into Iraq

"Sorry, soldier, but your chest measurement falls

far short of what is required to become a member

of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders. So it's off to

Iraq with you!"

All That Remained After the 101st Fighting Keyboarders

Attempted to Invade Iran at Bandar Abbas