Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #54

Arthur C. Brooks

According to Syracuse University Professor Arthur

C. Brooks, Democrats are facing a serious 'fertility

gap' and Republicans are winning the 'baby battle'.

This is because, he argues, Republicans fuck anything

with a pulse and eschew birth control as a matter of

principle, whereas Democrats never learned their

multiplication tables. When asked about his own

procreational proclivity, Professor Brooks says he

is an Independent.