Fire Marshall rules that up to 30 constituents with

torches and pitchforks can occupy Cathy McMorris

Rodgers' office at a time.

Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) has introduced

legislation to gradually starve 'government

spending zombies' by forcing them to eat

smaller and smaller GOPer brains, which

are quite plentiful this time of year.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #533

Cathy McMorris Rodgers