Secretary Paulson did a quick check to make sure all members
of his Wall Street Rescue Unit were present. Jabberwock was 
there, as were Jubjub Bird, Mimsy Borogove, and Slithy Tove. 
But where oh where were Mome Rath and Frumious 
Bandersnatch?

If he were the chairman of the Chinese equivalent of 

our Securities and Exchange Commission, Christopher Cox 

would be required to commit suicide at midnight, at dawn, 

and then again at noon.